I am a walking accident

Posted November 3rd, 2007 by malingering

yay it's changing colors

Or a not-so-walking accident. I don’t know why this crap keeps happening to me. Not being able to walk really sucks. And this is the second injury this year that has interfered with my stick shift. But worst of all, now that I’ve joined this cult gym, not showing up for two days is seriously detrimental. I think they all start talking about you behind your back about how you’re lazy and a baby. I haven’t been there for 5 days and last I heard they are now working out with weighted vests and have stopped drinking water. Dear lord.

So I started using crutches, hoping that would help it heal. It may be helping my foot, but it did this to my ribs:

This is what happened to my rib cage because of the crutches.

Needless to say, I am unhappy. Very unhappy.

9 Responses to “I am a walking accident”

  1. Hicham

    poor girl ..i’m sorry for what happened to you

    and i hope you get better soon

  2. carol

    You need to insist on arm crutches. Also, take care of yourself!!

  3. leendadll

    Ouch! I did something similar… but my 2 occasions were 30 days apart so the hospital thought it was domestic violence. Fortunately, the 2nd slip healed much better than the first and I haven’t had any probs since.

    I saw someone at Lucha VaVoom (at the Mayan) with their crutches wrapped in fake fur. It was “so too much” that it was fun – and might be a good way to prevent rib burns.

  4. Anonymous

    Maybe it’s karma?

  5. Gonzo

    Oh, here we ago again with the karma bullshit…

    Hey, anonymous. Your head is obviously stuck in your ass. Maybe it’s karma?

  6. malingering

    It’s good to know people know me so well they can project on “karma’s” effect on my life. Really, if the worst thing I ever did was have a website about people, I think I’d be pretty well off.

  7. bbd

    anonymous is a coward…hiding behind anonymity…a cowardly emasculated pussy troll

  8. cmgrowl

    Wow, you take a few photos of fashion victims and karma punishes you like this? Why doesn’t this work for the really bad people in the world?

  9. cheesepuffsandvanillaicecream

    One morning, I was dropping my son off at school, when a “Mom” wobbled her way through the cross walk , on 6″ black stilleto heels. I told my son, ” Watch, that goofy lady’s gonna trip before she makes it across”.
    And she did.
    So Karma can work both ways, yanno?

    A fickle bitch, she is.

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