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At the risk of thrusting myself into the porn genre here, I just have to say that I don’t understand boobs. At all.
I’ve never had boobies. I’m lucky to fit into any bra at Victoria’s Secret and half the time I have to buy my bathing suits in the pre-teen section. Whatever. I was happy to be in decent shape. My self-soothing involved thoughts of “at least I’m not fat,” “I can’t help it, I’m Asian” and “they probably get in the way anyway.”
As I got older, I came to realize that boobs and body fat don’t correlate the way I’d hoped. Plenty of skinny people have tig ol’ bitties and plenty of large people have rather indistinct breasts. I’ve also come to notice plenty of Asian women with rather well endowed bulbous chests which I didn’t think existed in the homeland. My entire perception of the boob world has been turned upside down, and then it bent over and shat on me.
Today I was (figuratively) struck by a large pair of boobs that appeared to have naturally sprouted from a very athletic figure…. and this person was in amazing shape and could do more pull ups than me. Normally I don’t care if someone has a great figure and I generally don’t care if someone can do more pull-ups than me, but combine those into one being and I start to get a little anxious. This blows all of my theories out the window, and I’m back to thinking that God actually intended for me to be a boy and I was denied a penis and Freud was right all along.
A very wise friend of mine has a group of friends who are all rather happy and equally well endowed, which is highly suggestive of a correlative process and I’m wondering how I can get in on this racket. If I were to buy some titties, would I be happier? Would I want to wear Ugg boots and giggle at my stunning looks and naivete? Would I go through a sort of sarcasm-detoxification process and start wearing pink and rainbows and crap?
This is a topic which deserves further exploration. From all angles.
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Have you ever met a woman that was really UPSET with her beautiful rack?
Exactly.
cheesepuffsandvanillaicecream - November 7th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
Actually in response to the response, yes I have. An ex of mine who was short and very big up top never wore anything showing cleavage. She didnt like the attention, and I didnt realise how big her breasts were because she wore jumpers alot when we first dated.
Mal, it doesnt matter how big they are, men will be drawn to them no matter what. Just some girls know that and draw even more attention to them.
Dem - November 8th, 2007 at 8:14 pm
if you do a mean kegel exercise, men won’t care for the rack size. prioritize what’s important, they do!
ed - November 9th, 2007 at 12:28 am
hey.. that is actually a very well written post. and as for your question cheesepuffsandvanillaicecream, yes i have. My current gf infact is sorta unhappy that she is a bit more well endowed than the normal girl. ive been lingerie shopping with her enough to know that she cant find her size most of the time coz they dont stock it. and unlike Dem’s case, she enjoys showing her assets off but just doesnt appreciate the fact that they take up most of the attention of any guy (and many girls) that she talks to.
and back to your point malingering, dont worry, its really not that bad. some of the prettiest and hottest women i know havent really blossomed that well either! (and no, i aint talkin bout the supermodels or actresses or anything like that).
from a guy’s point of view, let me tell you, that more than having a great body, its having a great attitude that matters. many of the girls who are well endowed, dont really know how to do themselves justice. but then many of the lesser chested women know to walk the walk… and thats what matters!
yd - November 13th, 2007 at 5:08 am
I like pretty much all of them. Seriously. I guess I like them to be big enough to give a little jiggle when a woman steps off a curb, but that doesn’t require much. I love that motion, and implants don’t have it.
Anyway, one of the sexiest women I ever knew was flat as a board. She could wear a bandanna as a top (and sometimes did, to class!), but her attitude made her irresistible. I hear she’s a midwife now…
PAgent - November 15th, 2007 at 11:10 pm