Comments on: dear assfuck: http://www.therealmalingering.com/2007/11/19/dear-assfuck/ the world as it exists Fri, 05 Dec 2008 10:56:59 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.4 by: Anonymous http://www.therealmalingering.com/2007/11/19/dear-assfuck/#comment-16362 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 03:56:21 +0000 http://www.therealmalingering.com/2007/11/19/dear-assfuck/#comment-16362 Oh geez. I've seen my share of these dicks with ears. I drive the 405 quite a bit. He looks insane. See how he's gritting his little chicklet teeth? Oh geez. I’ve seen my share of these dicks with ears. I drive the 405 quite a bit. He looks insane. See how he’s gritting his little chicklet teeth?

]]> by: anon http://www.therealmalingering.com/2007/11/19/dear-assfuck/#comment-15695 Wed, 21 Nov 2007 23:52:38 +0000 http://www.therealmalingering.com/2007/11/19/dear-assfuck/#comment-15695 Great stuff. Fuckin ahole is actually grinning. I am so glad that you (and your friend) always have a camera handy :D. People act like such maniacs on the road. And for Tommy the Canadian: fuck off, eh! :) Great stuff.

Fuckin ahole is actually grinning.

I am so glad that you (and your friend) always have a camera handy :D .

People act like such maniacs on the road.

And for Tommy the Canadian: fuck off, eh! :)

]]> by: malingering http://www.therealmalingering.com/2007/11/19/dear-assfuck/#comment-15691 Wed, 21 Nov 2007 21:33:24 +0000 http://www.therealmalingering.com/2007/11/19/dear-assfuck/#comment-15691 Yes yes yes! This is the sort of feedback I so adore! Yes yes yes! This is the sort of feedback I so adore!

]]> by: Leendadll http://www.therealmalingering.com/2007/11/19/dear-assfuck/#comment-15663 Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:56:15 +0000 http://www.therealmalingering.com/2007/11/19/dear-assfuck/#comment-15663 Really feel like giving him what he deserves? File a report with the DMV. It's easy to do. When he goes to renew his registration (or maybe it's his license, I don't remember) he'll be forced to answer to all of this... despite enough time having gone by that he probably won't remember it even happening. From what I've been told, it's basically guilty until proven innocent - and a bitch and a half to deal with (and your pics will make it even worse for him). Bonus: the DMV will not give them ANY info on who complained... which makes them even crazier. Really feel like giving him what he deserves? File a report with the DMV. It’s easy to do. When he goes to renew his registration (or maybe it’s his license, I don’t remember) he’ll be forced to answer to all of this… despite enough time having gone by that he probably won’t remember it even happening. From what I’ve been told, it’s basically guilty until proven innocent - and a bitch and a half to deal with (and your pics will make it even worse for him). Bonus: the DMV will not give them ANY info on who complained… which makes them even crazier.

]]> by: Tommy http://www.therealmalingering.com/2007/11/19/dear-assfuck/#comment-15659 Wed, 21 Nov 2007 05:44:56 +0000 http://www.therealmalingering.com/2007/11/19/dear-assfuck/#comment-15659 Here's a tip or two. If someone is tailgatting me I usually flick on the windshield spray which at highway speeds has the nice benefit of flying over the car and hitting the car behind. I think of it like an oil slick. 2nd trick is to drive close to the shoulder. It is amazing how much small rocks collect just over the white line. A quick drift over and they are airborne or at least some dirt is airborne as well. Final tip call 911 and report an idiot like this. Then again I live in Canada and we don't carry guns up here. I'm a little more hesitant to use this in a crazy place like LA Here’s a tip or two.

If someone is tailgatting me I usually flick on the windshield spray which at highway speeds has the nice benefit of flying over the car and hitting the car behind. I think of it like an oil slick.

2nd trick is to drive close to the shoulder. It is amazing how much small rocks collect just over the white line. A quick drift over and they are airborne or at least some dirt is airborne as well.

Final tip call 911 and report an idiot like this.

Then again I live in Canada and we don’t carry guns up here. I’m a little more hesitant to use this in a crazy place like LA

]]> by: phil http://www.therealmalingering.com/2007/11/19/dear-assfuck/#comment-15646 Tue, 20 Nov 2007 14:16:25 +0000 http://www.therealmalingering.com/2007/11/19/dear-assfuck/#comment-15646 I must say the last time that happened to me but I was a little impulsive and did something that was not me. I had these dead 9volt batteries in my cup holder for like ever. And then one day some asshat did the same type of thing to me but he was in a car that was a thousand times better than mine. So I thought I would show him how displeased I was with his actions, I rolled down my passenger window and flung these dead batteries at him, 2 of them. They hit his car door with a thud that I heard over my crappy engine and other random highway noise. Now captian ass vapors had the look of death on him and pull over to check his baby out, I took off to never be seen again. I just hope he learned a lesson, dont mess with middle class white american man in a shitty car that rides with dead 9volt batteries. I must say the last time that happened to me but I was a little impulsive and did something that was not me. I had these dead 9volt batteries in my cup holder for like ever. And then one day some asshat did the same type of thing to me but he was in a car that was a thousand times better than mine. So I thought I would show him how displeased I was with his actions, I rolled down my passenger window and flung these dead batteries at him, 2 of them. They hit his car door with a thud that I heard over my crappy engine and other random highway noise. Now captian ass vapors had the look of death on him and pull over to check his baby out, I took off to never be seen again. I just hope he learned a lesson, dont mess with middle class white american man in a shitty car that rides with dead 9volt batteries.

]]> by: Lyvvie http://www.therealmalingering.com/2007/11/19/dear-assfuck/#comment-15636 Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:02:33 +0000 http://www.therealmalingering.com/2007/11/19/dear-assfuck/#comment-15636 There's a Borg tube coming out of his head... There’s a Borg tube coming out of his head…

]]> by: cmgrowl http://www.therealmalingering.com/2007/11/19/dear-assfuck/#comment-15628 Tue, 20 Nov 2007 05:13:50 +0000 http://www.therealmalingering.com/2007/11/19/dear-assfuck/#comment-15628 That is one of my most hated driving maneuvers (the first one, where he closed up the gap that you were going to change lanes into). It is great that you got his photo. What a dickweed. That is one of my most hated driving maneuvers (the first one, where he closed up the gap that you were going to change lanes into). It is great that you got his photo. What a dickweed.

]]> by: PJ Bird http://www.therealmalingering.com/2007/11/19/dear-assfuck/#comment-15626 Tue, 20 Nov 2007 04:15:37 +0000 http://www.therealmalingering.com/2007/11/19/dear-assfuck/#comment-15626 It would have been deliciously satisfying if a cop watched/punished his dickweed behaviour. It would have been deliciously satisfying if a cop watched/punished his dickweed behaviour.

]]> by: wskrz http://www.therealmalingering.com/2007/11/19/dear-assfuck/#comment-15625 Tue, 20 Nov 2007 03:57:48 +0000 http://www.therealmalingering.com/2007/11/19/dear-assfuck/#comment-15625 Mr. California license plate 5FAC693 was obviously overcompensating for not just the lack of a penis,, but also for the fact that he's going through menopause. Sorry, "Mental-pause." What a dumbfuck. Probably the most dangerous driver I saw in LA the whole time I was there. And that says a lot. I hope he doesn't have kids. He's a danger to them if he drives like that while they're in the car. Mr. California license plate 5FAC693 was obviously overcompensating for not just the lack of a penis,, but also for the fact that he’s going through menopause. Sorry, “Mental-pause.”

What a dumbfuck. Probably the most dangerous driver I saw in LA the whole time I was there. And that says a lot.

I hope he doesn’t have kids. He’s a danger to them if he drives like that while they’re in the car.

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