more birthday fun
These are people who walked passed me and I shouted out rude comments and took their photo as they walked by. Please remember I was really really drunk and I am now shedding my dignity entirely for no purpose because I wasn’t even particularly witty. (Feel free to insert slurred speech and spilled martini).
“HALLOWEEN IS OVER, IT’THH TIME TO RETURN THE FRENCH MAID COSTUME!!!!!!”
“YOU FORGOTS YOUR PANTS!”
“HOW MANY ANIMALS LIVE IN THAT THING?!?!”
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you are funny when you are drunk
Hicham - November 22nd, 2007 at 6:37 am
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA I would of said the same thing!
gidget - November 22nd, 2007 at 7:56 am
you are just dense and stupid aren’t you? Can’t you figure out how to have fun without putting other people down?
Remember, the inadequacies that you feel today shall one day pass. There is no need to spread negativity to compensate for your self worth.
your beloved anon
Anonymous - November 23rd, 2007 at 7:06 pm
si, si…you rack disciprine
maringering 2 - November 23rd, 2007 at 8:17 pm
You’re not so anonymous when you’re leaving your IP address in your comments, are you, dumbass?
How’s Santa Monica this evening, dipshit?
Gonzo - November 23rd, 2007 at 9:09 pm
Given that Anon is in Santa Monica, it’s possible s/he is present in one of these photos. Sorry, Anon.
I will gladly take all advice on 1) how to have fun 2) how to improve my self worth or 3) how overcome my inadequacies. It’s something I’ve struggled with my whole life.
Feel free to post away.
malingering - November 23rd, 2007 at 9:10 pm
indeed gonzo (how clever you are), and malingering, you are both correct.
Indeed, I am in one of the pics in the blog. And it wasn’t a flattering one. In fact it ruined an entire afternoon. Why? Cause I had dared to walk down 3rd street wearing what I wanted to wear?
Have you considered at least blurring the faces of your victims?
Sad that you have to resort to this. However since you are in a renewal and redefinition phase of your life, maybe it will do you good to reflect on your harsh attacks on people and how it makes them feel.
your beloved anon
Anonymous - November 23rd, 2007 at 9:16 pm
Oh, now I REALLY want to know where this picture is.
S&S - November 23rd, 2007 at 9:34 pm
I’ve removed photos of people who saw their own image on this blog and didn’t like it. All it takes is one email and it’s gone.
Some people can laugh at themselves, some can’t. And I remove the photos of those who cannot but I don’t know who they are until they tell me.
Meanwhile I went through 10 month’s worth of posts, these are the only photos taken on 3rd street, in case you guys were curious.
http://www.therealmalingering.com/2007/09/24/necessity-is-the-mother-of-invention/
http://www.therealmalingering.com/2007/02/24/oh-holy-mother-of-fantastic-sams/
http://www.therealmalingering.com/2007/04/08/my-mommy-has-pink-hair/
http://www.therealmalingering.com/2007/03/16/dare-to-go-backless/
http://www.therealmalingering.com/2007/03/08/drippy-hello-kitty/
malingering - November 23rd, 2007 at 9:48 pm
oh boo hoo. so someone got your picture and you were ridiculed. how many other people probably laughed at your outfit when you were walking down the street?
get a backbone. or consider different fashion choices.
i want to know where this picture is too. show us. you’ve already been made a mockery of (apparently).
pic_mike - November 23rd, 2007 at 9:50 pm
anonymous is a coward
and probably not very attractive, hence the constant whining pity me logorrhea
bbd - November 23rd, 2007 at 9:56 pm
Do we get to vote? I’m thinking anon’s not Nony, since the comments were pretty much positive or neutral. Mmm, therefore, I pick #1, for no particularly good reason.
meo Whous - November 23rd, 2007 at 9:59 pm
Thanks for the list, Malingering. But I don’t understand. If anonymous has a problem with you not blurring the faces out on the pictures, how can s/he tell which one is a picture of themselves aside from what they’re wearing? Most of those pictures you listed don’t have a very clear shot of the face. So how can anyone tell who they are? And how did they find the picture of themselves? It’s not like you have their name on the picture for everyone to Google.
S&S - November 23rd, 2007 at 10:00 pm
why is anyone paying any attention to this anonymous loser anyway…the attention is just what this person wants…must be a miserable life
mastingering - November 23rd, 2007 at 10:05 pm
Doh! Of course! You’re right–otherwise they’d ask for the photo to be removed!
Still, it is the holiday season–can’t we all spare a little attention and ridicule for those in desperate need?
meo Whous - November 23rd, 2007 at 10:17 pm
I actually can’t figure out how to have fun without putting other people down. It’s too complex for me. Perhaps I should buy some Legos or an American Girl doll.
tequilaanddonuts - November 24th, 2007 at 12:08 am
I hope you’re not implying that alcohol is simply a gateway drug…’cause I already have too many Legos.
I am not prepared to live with an American Girl doll.
meo Whous - November 24th, 2007 at 12:50 pm
I think I would respect anon more if they wore what they wanted to wear and didn’t care what other people thought about it. Part of making a statement by wearing something unusual is to be brash about it, not shrivel at wise-cracks. Get some self confidence and stop whining.
cmgrowl - November 26th, 2007 at 3:57 pm
You know, if one photo ruined an entire afternoon, all this commentary probably killed anon…gosh, I feel really guilty.
No, wait, I just had to burp.
Meo Whous - November 27th, 2007 at 3:01 pm
Which pic is it? I want to see how HAWT you really are!
tequilaanddonuts - November 27th, 2007 at 3:21 pm