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winter comes to LA

It’s getting “cold” in Los Angeles. Well, for everyone but them:

october in santa monica

Who needs the weather channel anymore? You can tell when the temperature drops because the sandals turn to Uggs.

titties and boots

I understand that it’s dropped to a chilly 64 degrees here in Los Angeles and we should all take refuge inside until March, but why is that not a reason to wear PANTS?

I understand that it’s relatively pathetic and I should give up. I think we’ve been shunning this trend for 7 years now, and it keeps getting worse. The Uggs are getting dirtier and dirtier and they aren’t going anywhere.

Save the children! Save them from the boots!

I feel like those people who have IMPEACH BUSH stickers on the backs of their cars. Okay, okay. We know you’re frustrated and we know this is a shitty situation and we know it sucks ass. And we know that it isn’t going to happen. So why do you keep protesting? Why do I keep protesting?

I don’t know. But soon I will have to surrender to asswriting as well.

love pink ugg asswriting

The world is ending.

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