Today at the gym we did “Angie,” one of the Crossfit “girls” workouts. I’ve never done it before, but today I did it despite (mother fucking) menstrual cramps. So here we go:
Angie
100 pull-ups
100 push-ups
100 sit-ups
100 squats
24:00
Got my FIRST EVER Crossfit rip today on pull-up #91. I haven’t had one of these babies in a good […]
when I was in 8th grade, I really was in MATHCOUNTS. I still have my trophy from the regional championship. But God help me if I would ever volunteer for them.
To All Volunteers,
Attached is the record of service for our MATHCOUNTS event last Saturday. Some of you, including at least Kevin, Matt, and Bill, I […]
These are people who walked passed me and I shouted out rude comments and took their photo as they walked by. Please remember I was really really drunk and I am now shedding my dignity entirely for no purpose because I wasn’t even particularly witty. (Feel free to insert slurred speech and spilled martini).
“HALLOWEEN IS […]
This was my favorite store at the Grove. It is the store formerly known as NIKE FOR WOMEN. Now it is just another run of the mill Nike store that has been infested with men’s workout clothing, no longer caters to women, and has just lost one unhappy customer named me.
It is hard enough to […]
But I did not.
I went to the gym all ready to workout only to find it was closed down early for Thanksgiving. DOH! So I did my own home workout in my living room. It was pain. Sheer pain.
100 burpees for time
10:58
Wikipedia’s definition of the burpee, though the Crossfit burpee is actually what they call […]
You really fucking irritate me. I’m driving along the 405, taking my friend to the airport after a very nice weekend, and as I’m driving along I decide to change lanes. Check mirrors. Clear. Check blind spot. Clear. Signal. Check blind spot again. Clear. Then you decided to waste 4 gallons of gas to accelerate […]
In case you were wondering about eggs, vinegar and corn syrup, this was sent to me today. The fun of 8th grade science…
Analysis
When we put the chicken egg in the jar of vinegar the
egg was permeable to the vinegar. The vinegar went
into the chicken egg because there was […]
Okay, I admit to being a bitchy drunk, and I have a history of being belligerent, confrontational, and stupid when I’ve been drinking in bars. Now I rarely drink, and last night was my birthday and it’s the first time I’d been really drunk in about a year…
With that being said, let me tell you […]
After my lip post, I went to Sephora and tried on their two most plumping of lip glosses, Too Faced Lip Injection (bottom) and DuWop Lip Venom (top). I’ll just say, if you want your lips to burn and swell up like an freckled kid in the desert, I’d go for the bottom one. I […]
today’s workout…
5 rounds
(using 55# dumbbell)
5 shoulder press
10 push press
15 push jerk
time - 22:29
I was the last one done and I really really did not care. This was so fucking hard that I am just happy to have finished it and get that 55# bar over my head 150 times.
I am still working on getting […]