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Archive for February, 2008

attack of the denim strangler

Friday, February 29th, 2008

If I am experiencing this much discomfort just looking at her, imagine what it feels like to be in those shorts.

This is not okay, people. Think of the children. Think of the innocent people. Think of how your legs need blood circulation.

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the vortex

Friday, February 29th, 2008

The Vortex
2400 m run:
every minute on the minute either 10 push-ups (from the toes) or 15 jumping lunges
clock does not stop, so spend too long doing those and lose your running time, it’s a terrible terrible trick
19:45

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my name is malingering, and I am a Nike-holic

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

I have a problem. I can’t stop buying Nike workout gear. It’s the only brand I love, because it comes in XS and it doesn’t get soggy when you workout. So I’ve become obsessed with buying more and more Nike. I’ve been to the Nike outlet stores in Camarillo, Cabazon, Gilroy, Ontario Mills, and Lake […]

no. just no.

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

There are some outfits that will never flatter anything but a Bratz doll or a toothpick, and this is one of them. It is okay to admit that we need to be contained lest our skin and other organs come spilling out into the universe in a free-for-all of gravitational mishaps. It’s okay, lady. Really. […]

monday night workout

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

AMRAP 20 min
5 straight leg raises (toes-to-bar)
10 good mornings 30# dumbbell
10 wall squats
15 ab-mat situps
7 rounds
Still really trying to take it easy with the working out. Good mornings hurt my back. Sit-ups made me queasy. I don’t have much energy because of all of the shitty shit that’s been going on lately and really have […]

yes, I’ve finally found Jesus

Monday, February 25th, 2008

And he likes to listen to music. He also stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni.

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post-food poisoning workout

Sunday, February 24th, 2008

3 rounds -all with 12# medicine ball
24 squats
24 walking lunges
24 v-sit twists
I did a modified version of today’s workout to try to ease myself back in after the food poisoning. Hadn’t eaten solid food in almost three days so I knew I wasn’t going to be very strong, so I just took it easy […]

okay, I’m in

Sunday, February 24th, 2008

I’m not exactly sure what I’m selling, but it must be pretty good. $3800, not bad. Not bad at all. I wonder if it’s horses or prostitutes or something.
I would like to buy these from you. I am familiar with them and like them. My feedback is outstanding and I know who to ship them […]

that is just oozing sexy

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008

I’m having a really hard time containing myself here. Someone better hose me the fuck down and put some ice in my pants. Daaaaaaaaaaaamn.

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wow have things turned shitty

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008

I’m getting ready for the UCLA game and I pick up my camera bag and hear jingles. No really, nothing should be jingling in there. So I take off my lens cap to find this.

First I was relieved, it’s just the filter. So I go to the camera store and shell out $70 […]