my name is malingering, and I am a Nike-holic

Posted February 27th, 2008 by malingering

I have a problem. I can’t stop buying Nike workout gear. It’s the only brand I love, because it comes in XS and it doesn’t get soggy when you workout. So I’ve become obsessed with buying more and more Nike. I’ve been to the Nike outlet stores in Camarillo, Cabazon, Gilroy, Ontario Mills, and Lake Elsinore. I’ve purchased Nike workout tops on ebay and workout pants from various online retailers. I threw a fit when the Nike Women store at the Grove became Nike Everyone. I went to Roadrunner Sports and signed up for a VIP discount so I could buy more Nike tops. My friend bought me 3 Nike workout tops for Christmas (best friend EVER) and I was so excited that I went shopping that night to buy the matching pants.

I admit it. I have a very serious problem.

I also now have enough gear to workout 5 days a week for a month and I don’t need to do my laundry.

4 Responses to “my name is malingering, and I am a Nike-holic”

  1. Blonde Savant

    So, I grew up in Lake Elsinore. Freaky town. I would advise you to take your camera and wander around just about any part of that town. But, then again, it might be like shooting ducks in a barrel.

  2. deuceworks

    Everytime I read this, I think – “My name is Malingering… and I am FUNKY…”

  3. a.b.

    rats… and here i was expecting you to give us some sort of fashion show…

  4. Tripp

    u aint a nike-holic until u own a pair of nike Cortez

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