Malingering’s World

Here’s my photos from Opening Day. My lens is still busted, this is the best I could do.

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I’ve been on a March Madness bar tour, so for today’s game I headed down to a rather cool bar with lots of nice flat screen TVs. While I was there, I met a very handsome man who was seemingly kind and nice and who acted very interested in me. He made me laugh rather […]

While everyone else did the Jackie (which I haven’t done since October and wanted to redo because I felt I could do better than the 12:24 I posted last time), I did this:
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GHD back extensions
GHD sit ups
seated shoulder press 37#
pull-ups
20:08
Let me tell you, getting the boot in and out of the GHD was interesting. I […]

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Dumbbell bench press 30#db
Weighted sit-ups 15#db (one foot anchored)
Push-Ups (toes)
Pull-Ups
Shoulder Press 20#db
23:08
I pushed till I could push no more. I warmed up with 40 pull-ups and 45 push-ups and then what do you know, add another 45 to each of those. Bench pressing 60# worth of dumbbells was brutal. But I wanted to do […]

It was a sad, sad day when visible asscrack became the norm around here. I am waiting for things to turn around, for life to return to normal, for things to be safe again. I am not happy with the world right now, and its general acceptance for public asscrack.

Maybe I’m a prude, maybe not. […]

Spring is here in Los Angeles. The boobs are in bloom.

The asses are free to roam.

The men are with child.

The hookers are in their bikinis.

The belly flab basks in the glorious sun.

Flowers begin to blossom.

And the butterflies flutter about.

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I supposed I could write about how much I love it, but why? The photos say enough.

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My cousin works in the health profession and was talking to a patient who was talking about American Girl Dolls. My cousin (who feels similarly to myself about the phenomenon) said “did you know there’s an American Girl Doll store at the Grove?” and the patient said “Yes! And one time, I was at the […]

I want to see what sort of attention I get. If any.

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Like right now.

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