Dear Nick:
I saw you at the UCLA game tonight and decided that you’re pretty hot. We have a lot in common. You played briefly for the Dodgers and I go to half of their games and was on TV for being one of their biggest fans. You went to UCLA undergrad and I went for medical school. You did varsity sports in college and I did too. You were hit by a foul ball off Steve Garvey’s bat, I was hot by a foul ball off Luis Gonzalez’s bat. You’re a switch hitter, and, well…
Anyway, I highly encourage you to contact me. I am hereby declaring myself Los Angeles’ Most Eligible Bachelorette and you shouldn’t miss this chance. How many women have you met that are doctors, crazy sports fanatics, and can do 30 pull-ups in a row? Email me, I’ll be waiting.
malingering at verizon dot net
Talk to you soon.
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Diane - March 7th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
I went to junior high & high school with Nick and he was HOT back then too! We had a couple of classes together but he was seriously dating Tara Murray and no other girls had a chance. He was a super sweet guy though and I imagine he still is. I believe his parents still live near my dad. I am still in contact with a few of our mutual friends so I get to hear updates about him now and then. I had hoped he would have attended our 10 year high school reunion, but unfortunately he was a no show
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Isabella's Mommy - March 17th, 2008 at 9:44 pm