degrees of american girl doll separation
My cousin works in the health profession and was talking to a patient who was talking about American Girl Dolls. My cousin (who feels similarly to myself about the phenomenon) said “did you know there’s an American Girl Doll store at the Grove?” and the patient said “Yes! And one time, I was at the store and there was this GIRL there with a TROLL doll and she was standing in line for the CAFE. She wasn’t in line for the cafe, but she made the TROLL wait in line. We wanted to say something, or at least tell the staff, but we were so embarrassed for her, we felt so bad for her.”
Needless to say, that troll carrying blaspheme was me. My cousin had to leave the room because she was laughing so hard. She said she almost cried.
My stomach is sore from giggling.
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Now you’ve got us giggling too. Way to warp the youngers’ minds!! ROTFL!
Mushroom - March 24th, 2008 at 10:41 am
Too funny. “We felt so bad for her” - WHAT!?
Scott - March 24th, 2008 at 10:56 am
The rich and clueless are not like you and I, to paraphrase F. Scott Fitzgerald.
Meo Whous - March 26th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Hey, yo, I know what you mean. Check this out , I got a friend, Jerry. We were at target one night and Jerry says, “Hey, check that out!”
So I’m thinking he’s got the bead on some hottie. So I turned to look and there’s nothing there. So I say, “What the fuck are you talking about, Jerry?” He says, “Right over there, check that out, man.” Real kinda put out like cause I’m not seeing what’s obviously got my bro drooling. Then I see a midget looking at some stuff. I laughed so hard I pissed down both legs.
Thanks for reading, zziboon.
iBoon - May 1st, 2008 at 2:15 am