happy spring everyone!
Spring is here in Los Angeles. The boobs are in bloom.
The asses are free to roam.
The men are with child.
The hookers are in their bikinis.
The belly flab basks in the glorious sun.
Flowers begin to blossom.
And the butterflies flutter about.
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I think I’m traveling to the southern hemisphere until it’s safe to return to the north and all the ass cracks, floppy titties
and beer bellies are appropriately swaddled in fleece and wool.
H-lady - March 27th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Hey, where do I go to post scathing comments about YOUR appearance, Malingering? Help me out, I’m having a hard time finding pictures of you that show anything much amongst your 15,000-strong orgy of vomit-inducing, base ridicule of strangers. Could that be because you’re hideously, hopelessly ashamed of every single aspect of the way you look?
K - March 28th, 2008 at 8:59 am
Here’s a photo of me:
http://www.therealmalingering.com/2007/08/12/prostate-prostitute/
There are others, but I’ll let you find them on your own.
malingering - March 28th, 2008 at 11:22 am
So it’s only your face you’re horrifically ashamed of?
K - March 28th, 2008 at 11:28 am
K are you that much of a hick that that’s the best you can come up with? I think this is a classic case of the pot calling the kettle black. The fact that Malingering is gorgeous has nothing to do with observing the way people choose to display themselves in public. Your profound misunderstanding of the sociological documentation means that you have no clue to the history and precedent of the use of photography as a tool to present such information. I think you must just be filled with hate, and you hate yourself the most.
bbd - March 28th, 2008 at 11:32 am
This is getting old burritoman7008 (K). Can’t even come up with something new to say? That is the same comment that you left on flickr. Malingering doesn’t care if you make fun of how she looks. She just doesn’t want angry stalkers like you coming after her. Find a real argument to make about her photos. It has all been said before.
growl - March 28th, 2008 at 11:42 am
Eh. Doesn’t really matter. The smart money’s on her having MASSIVE self-image issues, judging by the way she drip-feeds the self portraits, though (and I still can’t find one where she has the guts to show her face).
BTW, Malingering — with a blog like this, it’s unfortunately pretty obvious to anyone with a brain that you were extensively abused/neglected as a child. Might not want to be telegraphing that so freely.
K - March 28th, 2008 at 11:43 am
K, the depth of your concern and humanity is very touching. It has brought tears to my eyes. I, for one, do not find you the least bit douche baggy and pathetic.
tequilaanddonuts - March 28th, 2008 at 11:51 am
LOL. Malingering sure wrote the book on concern and humanity, huh? You guys fucking crack me up.
K - March 28th, 2008 at 11:54 am
Yes and you have penned “K’s Book to Humanity” - I bow to your care and empathy. If only the internet were populated with more like you.
tequilaanddonuts - March 28th, 2008 at 11:57 am
tequilaanddonuts — you’re not so bad
K - March 28th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Yeah, we could all call each other “fucking bitch”es because we don’t agree with each other.
growl - March 28th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Oh no, I am or was. I was as bad as Malingering - all wrapped up in watching the appalling fashion choices that people made. And then one day I liberated myself by letting my back fat freak flag fly. I now proudly knock over small children with my upper arm bat wings. I start fires for the homeless by rubbing my thighs together. As I see it now, the people that Malingering pictures are the true humanitarians.
tequilaanddonuts - March 28th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
So is it just us in the “stave off Malingering’s inevitable suicide by a few more years” support club? How many people does that take? :-\
K - March 28th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
I plan on saving Malingering by forcing her to eat cream puffs so she develops a healthy layer of protection against outside forces. Then she desperately needs a lip reduction - those pouty lips aren’t doing her any favors. Then I’m going to get her to renounce her doctorate degree. Fancy educating leads to nothing but trouble. WE CAN SAVE HER K! WE CAN. With your openness and willing to share details about yourself, you can lead by example. You are indeed a he/she/it in a million.
tequilaanddonuts - March 28th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Where’s the picture of YOU, “K?”
And how ‘come you’re so fucking bored that you hang out on this page and keep hitting refresh constantly because you’re wetting your pants in excitement at the next response?
You’re boring. Go find a friend on myspace or something. *yawn*
tequilaanddonuts - you’re a whoremanitarian
Gonzo - March 28th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
To be fair, I’m hitting refresh.
tequilaanddonuts - March 28th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Look I just hit refresh again.
tequilaanddonuts - March 28th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
…and again.
tequilaanddonuts - March 28th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
No pictures of me required, Gonzo! I’m not the one viciously publicly humiliating strangers on the internet for their (admittedly quite unfortunate) sartorial choices.
And why do I need a good reason to be bored?
K - March 28th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
I can only post a comment every 15 seconds. CENSORSHIP!
….refresh
tequilaanddonuts - March 28th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
K and I defend the rights of people that don’t own mirrors and have friends that lie to them (”oh that looks good girl!”).
…refresh
tequilaanddonuts - March 28th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
…refresh
tequilaanddonuts - March 28th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
I find the whole conversation refreshing. Nice to know that there is someone like burritoman7008/K out there trying to save the internet from people like us. What were your words for us? “Fucking scumbags”, that was it. Interesting that you are being more abusive than any of the comments on Malingering’s photos towards the subjects. Way to keep things in proportion. Off your anger meds?
growl - March 28th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
Oh wow, YOU guys are the fucking scumbags from that one flickr picture where I posted that?
Jesus. You come across as much more respectable on here.
K - March 28th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
You are bored if you’re still here hitting refresh and not finding any other pictures on the Internet to whine about or whack off to.
But, of course, it’s Friday night and….you’re here on this website, of all places!
Thank the gods someone is looking out for the little (and extremely big) guy out there on teh Intarnets, huh K(arma)?
Gonzo - March 28th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
1:30 PM is “night”? And you’re not here on this website too?Anyway, I think I’ll bow out for now. This is a freaky deaky little circle jerk community you guys have going here, though. Hey, if it helps you get up in the morning, god knows it’s probably worth it.
Good luck!
K - March 28th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
No, not necessarily the exact same people. In fact, I wouldn’t defend every comment that is made about the flickr photo subjects. I ignore the stuff that I consider out of line. But, I think Malingering has a right to allow people to say what they want, and make an ass out of themselves, as the case may be.
growl - March 28th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
oh come on, leave the poor little thing alone. K’s just a horrible nasty mean little bitch hick who got her feelings hurt and this is her way of trying to get back
bbd - March 28th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
I find you oddly interesting, K. That’s why I’m still here (and not doing my spreadsheets, which I’d rather not be doing anyway). I’m amused by your intentions of wanting to “save the poor unfortunates” in Malingering’s pictures, yet still stooping to “her level” by leaving extremely hateful messages here on her blog and on her Flickr stream.
Gonzo - March 28th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
…and refresh
tequilaanddonuts - March 28th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Well, stupid and ugly people equals the American image… and it just so happens that M. is clever enough to take a photograph of these stupid and ugly people. We all know that they exist, but oftentimes refuse to acknowledge their presence in hopes of deceiving our national self-image into some fanciful and beautious form.
Plus, the pictures are funny…
a.b. - March 28th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
I’ve been exploring your site for about an hour now. I just want you to know that despite what anyone says about you, I think your a very sweet girl, and you make me laugh, really really hard, and not too many things or people make me laugh at all.
I understand your disappointment with the male sex, unfortunately I am/was one of those disappointments, but I saw the pain it caused.
You said somewhere you are not happy with the world now. I don’t understand how that happens. I mean I do but I don’t. I mean, I don’t understand how someone who finds so much humor in the world, and has a such a caring heart (prostate prostitute) can’t just find the person who makes her happiest and never stop smiling. At the same time, I know it happens all the time and I believe its quite rare. But, please, please, if your not already doing so, smile… And find that guy/person who makes you happiest.
Btw, I don’t really understand why I got so caught up in you. I think your Jenny McCarthy rant really touched me
Steve - April 2nd, 2008 at 8:43 pm