so many asscracks, so little time
It was a sad, sad day when visible asscrack became the norm around here. I am waiting for things to turn around, for life to return to normal, for things to be safe again. I am not happy with the world right now, and its general acceptance for public asscrack.
Maybe I’m a prude, maybe not. I don’t think I’m a prude, but I do think things there are better left between you and the person who licks your genitals, and one of those is the presentation of your crack. The crack is a sensitive and personal place that doesn’t belong exposed to passersby. It should remain hidden, mysterious, and covered.
Besides, along with buttcrack comes butthair. I can tell you for a fact that butthair is not sexy. Butthair contains two things: buttsweat and dingleberries. Both of those are disgusting. Period.
As winter turns to spring and the weather warms up, I implore you. Please. KEEP YOUR BUTTCRACK UNDER YOUR CLOTHES. Do you want buttcrack skin cancer? Do you love your crack enough to protect it from harmful UV rays? How important is your crack to you? Really? Think about it.
Okay, that is all. Carry on.
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At least the first one looks like it doesn’t see the sun too much. I’ll forgive that as a once-in-a-blue-moon-sort-thing.
Checkered - March 26th, 2008 at 1:35 pm