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Archive for March, 2008

crossfit boot workout

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008

The JT
21-15-9
handstand push-ups (head to ab mat)
parallel bar dips (no assistance)
push-ups (one footed)
15:24
This was my first workout in a week. I am very very very grateful to today’s trainer (Jonesy) for finding me a workout that didn’t involve any standing. I am sore sore sore, but happy to be back doing what I like doing. […]

bad hair of the day

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008

What exactly happened here? Ran out of hair dye? Couldn’t decide.

This looks like those cholo ponytails, but then it’s got Britney Spears hiding out underneath. I give it two thumbs down.

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she must be a sneetch

Friday, March 21st, 2008

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fighting for the right to party

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

And also to wear whatever he wants without people laughing at him. That part will probably take a little longer.

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match made in heaven

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

I would love to see those things take off and fly away.

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you have got to be fucking kidding me

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

My foot has been bothering me since last Friday’s workout. I went to the doctor finally, who did some x-rays and thinks it’s a stress fracture thanks to some funky shit on the film. MRI is next week. So now I’m in this goddamn walking boot, I can’t workout because I can’t even walk, I […]

sniffing out the truth

Monday, March 17th, 2008

There is only one thing more annoying than people who make bold and dogmatic statements without any supportive evidence, and that is those who make these statements and back them with misinterpreted or irrelevant data or statistics to try to fool you into thinking they know what they’re talking about. This drives me absolutely insane.
Although […]

100% pure sexy

Monday, March 17th, 2008

I need more shiny slippery skin-tight clothing. I just don’t know where to get it.

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when I am an old woman, I will wear purple

Sunday, March 16th, 2008

I’ll wear it as a young woman too, you know, for practice.

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Uggs as they were meant to be worn

Sunday, March 16th, 2008

But they still look stupid.

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