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the dead helen

I took this for comparison to see if I've improved.

3 rounds
400m run
21 deadlifts 95#
12 dead hang pull-ups

18:55

OMFG I hate dead hang pull-ups. When I was a kid I could do dozens of them. Now I can do about three. After being allowed and encouraged to kip for the past year, these just seem to get harder and harder.

But do you know what I hate even more? That fucktard at the gym who decides to give me unwelcome criticism about my freaking warm-up and then stands there and smirks as if he’s one-upped me or some shit. Um, asshole, I didn’t ASK YOU. I never ask you, and you always try to outdo me. Auuuuuuuuugh. I already stopped going to the advanced level class to try to avoid him, but he won’t go away. And literally every single time I see him, he has to make some derogatory comment about me, or some condescending shit to imply that I’m stupid. It drives me insane. IN-SANE.

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4 Responses to “the dead helen”

  1. pics or it didn’t happen. :)

    epicsurf - April 18th, 2008 at 8:03 am

  2. You know how they said in elementary school, the one who picks on you actually has a crush on you. Is he cute?
    Or he is just a douchebag!

    mac - April 18th, 2008 at 2:26 pm

  3. Talk to the manager of the gym, tell him this asshole is making you reconsider your membership, AND hesitant about recommending that others join. Hopefully someone in authority will have a little chat with them.

    If that doesn’t work, post his name, pic, and address online and let the Internet ruin his life.

    PAgent - April 18th, 2008 at 3:40 pm

  4. i agree with mac, it sounds exactly like some boy that likes you.

    kim - April 18th, 2008 at 7:35 pm

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