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final four at the parlor

watching the final four

The crowd at The Parlor.

hee hee hee hee

Oh look, giggling blondes. How novel.

super cool guy

V-necks on men = bad idea.

leopardsy bra

Yeah, there’s nothing hot about that. Nothing.

for sports west guy

I was interviewed for Fox Sports West. And I was wasted…

That’s Los Angeles for you.

oh yeah that's hawt

You can’t just throw on 3 different outfit pieces and expect it to make a whole.

titties!

TITTIES.

horsey tarheel

Tarheel horses. *Whinny*

"that's the title of my book"

I asked what the hell that was, he said the title of his book. Is his book going to be published in text message format?

even prostitutes like basketball

I can’t remember why we were laughing at this, but I’m not going to take it down.

I wear my sunglasses at night

Um, it’s nighttime and we’re INSIDE.

tarheel tube top

OMG. WTF. She’s got an essay on her boobs and leg warmers on her legs.

The Chardonnay chicks.

douches

Douchydouche douche douche.

I wear shorts with jeans

Stupid dude fashion faux pas. It’s bad enough when girls wear jeans under their dresses, but guys wearing them under basketball shorts? Are you joking?

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4 Responses to “final four at the parlor”

  1. The girl with the open-back bouse and the leopard print bra… Someone should have waked behind her and snapped her bra strap really hard. Then, when she turned around in a fury, someone else would walk behind her, and do it again…

    pure comedy gold

    a.b. - April 22nd, 2008 at 4:03 pm

  2. holy shit, how did i miss the basketball shorts/jeans dude? i would have pantsed him!

    hahahahaha!

    huro! - April 22nd, 2008 at 6:07 pm

  3. Superman would be proud (he wears his underwear on the outside).

    Mikey - April 22nd, 2008 at 6:46 pm

  4. You remind me of the religious folks who are out to protect us from vulgarity and pornography by watching, listening and memorizing every Howard Stern show. Then you can tell us exactly how wrong it all is and get back to your “studies”.

    That being said, what does that make me, for being unable to stop reading your blog?

    Erik - April 23rd, 2008 at 5:45 pm

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