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when I become queen…

Now that the government has told us it's okay to take away people's civil rights, can someone please establish a pigtail age limit??

Now that the government has told us it’s okay to take away people’s civil rights, can someone please establish a pigtail age limit??

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10 Responses to “when I become queen…”

  1. Did you change your Creative Commons license at Flickr? Didn’t you used to allow commercial use? We used your images on our company’s blog and tagged them as such for legal audit purposes, but today in trying to grab another image, I noticed that none of your images allowed for commercial use.

    Mark - April 24th, 2008 at 2:38 am

  2. I become sad because I’m 27, almost 28, and love wearing pigtails. I become sad because I realise there will be an age when it will just look too absurd. I guess some of us don’t come to this realisation.

    Elsh - April 24th, 2008 at 11:28 am

  3. Kinda late to this, “Now that the government has told us it okay to take away people’s civil rights” thing aren’tcha.

    Frankly, what she is eating has me worried more. Afterall, when we finally get that nice “free” universal health care that the government is going to pay for out of the kindness of its heart, why people like this will suck a disproportionate share of health care resources. And we can’t have a decent incentive system that actually discourages such bad behavior….nooooo.

    So pigtails yes. Fast food junk, even at baseball games, no fucking way.

    In fact…no baseball games. At least during the day. Sitting out in the sun, you’re just begging for skin cancer.

    Aahz - April 24th, 2008 at 11:30 am

  4. @Mark, you might want to see all of Mal’s posts about people stealing her images without crediting at all and putting their own watermarks on them..

    At least pig tail lady is actually watching the game though.

    Nicole - April 24th, 2008 at 11:40 am

  5. Wow, Aahz, let’s take this point by point, shall we?
    Kinda late to this, “Now that the government has told us it okay to take away people’s civil rights” thing aren’tcha.
    You mean, there was a time limit? No-one told me, dammit.

    Frankly, what she is eating has me worried more.
    Wow, you have excellent x-ray vision. What IS she eating anyway? OK, I’ll agree since she is at a ballpark chances are better than good that it isn’t healthy. But you never know - maybe she brought something from home.

    Afterall, when we finally get that nice “free” universal health care that the government is going to pay for out of the kindness of its heart, why people like this will suck a disproportionate share of health care resources. And we can’t have a decent incentive system that actually discourages such bad behavior….nooooo.
    So, you work for the government then? When can we expect this system? Or are you Canadian (not knocking Canada folks, but I have friends there who are less than thrilled with the health care system).

    So pigtails yes. Fast food junk, even at baseball games, no fucking way.
    Nice to know we have you looking out for our health and well-being. I guess bald guys will be required to wear hats as well, right?

    In fact…no baseball games. At least during the day. Sitting out in the sun, you’re just begging for skin cancer.
    Well, when they can ban assholes from the internet I’ll stop going to day games - deal?

    Bill S. - April 25th, 2008 at 11:11 am

  6. Actually Bill, if you click through you’ll see that Mal wrote a comment that the tinfoil is the remnants of a dodger dog. Be sure to click through the links so you look less like a fool.

    Oh, and no I don’t work for the government Kreskin. And look up the word sarcasm.

    Well, when they can ban assholes from the internet I’ll stop going to day games - deal?

    Deal, because then I wont have to see you at the games nor read your tripe.

    I know it is often popular to defend Mal, but c’mon dude, defending her from sarcasm? Gee-zus.

    Aahz - April 29th, 2008 at 2:03 pm

  7. wow, thanks for making it crystal clear what a fucking asshole you are Aahz, since now I can just scan for your name and not bother reading. Crawl back under your rock.

    magheramenagh - May 4th, 2008 at 11:08 am

  8. Aahaz wrote:
    …Oh, and no I don’t work for the government Kreskin. And look up the word sarcasm.

    Wow - I thought you might actually recognize sarcasm but I guess not.

    Deal, because then I wont have to see you at the games nor read your tripe.

    You didn’t have to read it this time. You also never have to see me at games - you can always stay home.

    I know it is often popular to defend Mal, but c’mon dude, defending her from sarcasm? Gee-zus.
    Oh - I guess I didn’t know calling you on your bullshit comment was defending Malingering. Gee-zus indeed.

    Bill S.

    Bill S. - May 9th, 2008 at 10:00 am

  9. Wow - I thought you might actually recognize sarcasm but I guess not.

    No fair using my defense.

    You didn’t have to read it this time. You also never have to see me at games - you can always stay home.

    Unfortunately I read just about everythig i can find, so you see it is imperative that twits like you be banned from the internets. It was your suggestion after all.

    Oh - I guess I didn’t know calling you on your bullshit comment was defending Malingering. Gee-zus indeed.

    What bullshit? I wouldn’t be surprised if Mal’s views on American’s behavior and its impact on health care aren’t similar to what I’ve posted.

    By the way, you need to work on your sarcasm, a non-sequitor doesn’t usually pass as sarcasm.

    Aahz - May 19th, 2008 at 4:12 pm

  10. Wow, it took you ten days and all you could come up with was that?

    Let’s see if I can provide a measured response to your silliness.

    No fair using my defense.
    Well, since I was the one who made the initial sarcastic remark concerning your working for the government, I hardly think you can claim it as your defense. I’m sure anyone who read that comment realized immediately it was sarcastic. Oh. Except you.

    Unfortunately I read just about everythig i can find, so you see it is imperative that twits like you be banned from the internets. It was your suggestion after all.
    Well, that’s simply a personal issue, moron. No-one forced you to read it. If you feel compelled to do so, stop bitching. I simply don’t read anything I don’t want to - the internet is a big place, and I’m sure you can find yourself a dark, moist corner of it where you can flourish.

    What bullshit? I wouldn’t be surprised if Mal’s views on American’s behavior and its impact on health care aren’t similar to what I’ve posted.
    Your comment - it was simply bullshit. Yes, Mal is a bear on what people choose to consume but she also is aware that not everyone’s medical issues are associated with what they eat. Unless you actually KNOW Mal (and I happen to, btw), you are simply engaging in supposition.

    By the way, you need to work on your sarcasm, a non-sequitor doesn’t usually pass as sarcasm.
    Thanks for the tip. I’ll work on it just for you.

    Bill S. - May 22nd, 2008 at 5:59 am

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