The crowd at The Parlor.
Oh look, giggling blondes. How novel.
V-necks on men = bad idea.
Yeah, there’s nothing hot about that. Nothing.
I was interviewed for Fox Sports West. And I was wasted…
That’s Los Angeles for you.
You can’t just throw on 3 different outfit pieces and expect it to make a whole.
TITTIES.
Tarheel horses. *Whinny*
I asked what […]
Is she smiling? Laughing? Crying? Screaming? We’ll never know, because she’s paid thousands of dollars to have her face frozen into this position for the next 4 years.
Sorry, it wasn’t that fun of a game.
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I posted something earlier today about this, and then I get one that is infinitely worse. I KNOW I’M IN MY THIRTIES BUT I’M NOT TOOTHLESS.
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You know, if they hadn’t thrown the still in there, it wouldn’t be nearly as insulting, but at this point they may as well say “what the fuck is wrong with you, you pathetic lonely moron, you can’t find someone and you’re no longer in your prime, we’ll help your sorry ass out for a […]
200m farmer’s walk 25# dumbbells
20 jumping ring dips
400m run
40 wall ball 12# ball
200m farmer’s walk 25# db
20 burpee box jumps 26” box
400m run
40 ab mat sit ups
19:17
I am rather happy that I weighed myself before class and have made it down to under 110lbs thanks to the reemergence of fruit at the supermarket as I […]
But I’m pretty sure that this is stupid. The whole freaking point of stirrups is to keep your pants hidden in your shoes, so wearing them with flip-flops renders them completely useless and creates this whole complicated strappy shit on your feet which I feel convinced is not safe on an escalator or any other […]
But the boob never fell out. I tried for you, people. I really did. Never question my dedication or perseverance when it comes to these things.
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An inside-out visible thong, with the PINK tag hanging out the top.
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3 rounds
400m run
21 deadlifts 95#
12 dead hang pull-ups
18:55
OMFG I hate dead hang pull-ups. When I was a kid I could do dozens of them. Now I can do about three. After being allowed and encouraged to kip for the past year, these just seem to get harder and harder.
But do you know what I hate […]