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Archive for April, 2008

final four at the parlor

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

The crowd at The Parlor.

Oh look, giggling blondes. How novel.

V-necks on men = bad idea.

Yeah, there’s nothing hot about that. Nothing.

I was interviewed for Fox Sports West. And I was wasted…

That’s Los Angeles for you.

You can’t just throw on 3 different outfit pieces and expect it to make a whole.

TITTIES.

Tarheel horses. *Whinny*

I asked what […]

this is a game

Monday, April 21st, 2008

Is she smiling? Laughing? Crying? Screaming? We’ll never know, because she’s paid thousands of dollars to have her face frozen into this position for the next 4 years.
Sorry, it wasn’t that fun of a game.

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leave me alone!!!

Sunday, April 20th, 2008

I posted something earlier today about this, and then I get one that is infinitely worse. I KNOW I’M IN MY THIRTIES BUT I’M NOT TOOTHLESS.

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fuck off, facebook

Sunday, April 20th, 2008

You know, if they hadn’t thrown the still in there, it wouldn’t be nearly as insulting, but at this point they may as well say “what the fuck is wrong with you, you pathetic lonely moron, you can’t find someone and you’re no longer in your prime, we’ll help your sorry ass out for a […]

sunday morning workout

Sunday, April 20th, 2008

200m farmer’s walk 25# dumbbells
20 jumping ring dips
400m run
40 wall ball 12# ball
200m farmer’s walk 25# db
20 burpee box jumps 26” box
400m run
40 ab mat sit ups
19:17
I am rather happy that I weighed myself before class and have made it down to under 110lbs thanks to the reemergence of fruit at the supermarket as I […]

I am not a fashion goddess by any means

Sunday, April 20th, 2008

But I’m pretty sure that this is stupid. The whole freaking point of stirrups is to keep your pants hidden in your shoes, so wearing them with flip-flops renders them completely useless and creates this whole complicated strappy shit on your feet which I feel convinced is not safe on an escalator or any other […]

I waited and waited and waited

Saturday, April 19th, 2008

But the boob never fell out. I tried for you, people. I really did. Never question my dedication or perseverance when it comes to these things.

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abbey road goes LA

Saturday, April 19th, 2008

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what’s better than a visible thong?

Friday, April 18th, 2008

An inside-out visible thong, with the PINK tag hanging out the top.

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the dead helen

Friday, April 18th, 2008

3 rounds
400m run
21 deadlifts 95#
12 dead hang pull-ups
18:55
OMFG I hate dead hang pull-ups. When I was a kid I could do dozens of them. Now I can do about three. After being allowed and encouraged to kip for the past year, these just seem to get harder and harder.
But do you know what I hate […]