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Oh good, I’ve been looking for that bra. Sometimes it concerns me that parents don’t know their own kids’ email address. But then we couldn’t play this game, could we?

What should I reply that I want for my birthday? For my mother to stop emailing strangers about my undergarments?


Hi Kim,

We didn’t get your message until 9:00 last night and I thought it would be too late to call. Dinner for your grads must have been nice. I just wanted to let you know that you should receive your DVD either on Wednesday or Thursday. Also we mailed your package on Tuesday and you should receive it within a week. We sent it 1st class and are requiring confirmation of delivery. I insured it for $600, and I hope it makes it to you in perfect condition. I sent your slip and bra because there was room in the package. I sent 2 picture frames, 1 picture, 1 blanket, 1 hand soap dispenser and grandma’s quilt. Kim, I am wondering what you would like for your birthday?

Love, Mom

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6 Responses to “more e-mail”

  1. How does this happen to you? I don’t think I’ve ever gotten a personal email intended for someone else. Then again, my default address is my actual name..

    E Smart - July 24th, 2008 at 5:47 pm

  2. Maybe she can send the meat she refroze for Kim’s birthday…LOL yeah I know different people.

    crash273 - July 25th, 2008 at 6:24 am

  3. Oh the evil trouble you could start. It’s so close to irresistible.

    tequilaanddonuts - July 25th, 2008 at 7:45 pm

  4. Go big. Ask for a pony.

    delaklug - July 25th, 2008 at 8:27 pm

  5. Email mom and tell her that you’d like her to send baby stuff for your birthday. You know…for that baby you’re expecting.

    wskrz - July 25th, 2008 at 8:39 pm

  6. Tell her you’re pregnant.

    And have aids.

    -shot-

    The only smart one. - November 14th, 2008 at 5:15 pm

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