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Archive for September, 2008

well at first I was just getting boring ol’ email

Sunday, September 28th, 2008

But this time I got THIS in my inbox. They were photos! From someone I don’t know! The text said merely:

HAPPY?

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I feel like someone put that on wrong

Friday, September 26th, 2008

But I’m no engineer.

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okay, so maybe you overshot

Friday, September 26th, 2008

But now you’re blocking the intersection. So why don’t you back up? Why do you sit there like a damn idiot?

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the Dodgers clinch the NL West!

Friday, September 26th, 2008

What a night.

It’s a little odd to lose to the last place team and then celebrate with champagne, but whatever.

(There are more photos on Flickr, I’m too tired to post them here)

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tight jeans are uncomfortable

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

Any girl will tell you that.

But these are ridiculous. That has to hurt. And there is going to be button imprint on her FUPA for the next week.

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I don’t think he was homeless

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

He just wanted to show off all of his clothing. You know, in case a basketball game broke out at Disneyland, he’d be suited up.

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more diet and exercise stuff (boring)

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

My friend and I were looking at this yesterday. I just thought it was funny. While a low-carb diet may be detrimental to your performance, at least you’ll look and feel like an athlete!
Low-carbohydrate diets and performance.
Cook CM, Haub MD. Curr Sports Med Rep. 2007 Jul;6(4):225-9.
Athletes are continually searching for means to optimize their performance. […]

I wasn’t making it up

Thursday, September 18th, 2008

See. One in three women has sex on their first online date and no one’s using a condom. Sex is way too easy to come by these days. No one has to work for anything anymore. And apparently a condom is too much effort. Come on people. You can fuck who you want, but for […]

atkins diet wins again

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

*This post is not funny or amusing, so don’t pay to read it. I wouldn’t want you to waste your money.*

Here’s another diet comparison. We haven’t talked diet much lately, but I rather enjoy the diets that tell me I can eat all the unrestricted meat I want. I celebrated by eating a package of […]

LA BBQfest 2008

Monday, September 15th, 2008

There was a BBQFest in Santa Monica this weekend. It wasn’t all that impressive. It was crowded but without much quality peoplewatching, and the lines were horrendous. $10 to get in, $10 for each vendor, and an hour wait for most places. I waited in line for 20 minutes until one place announced they ran […]