Malingering’s World

But this time I got THIS in my inbox. They were photos! From someone I don’t know! The text said merely:

HAPPY?

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But I’m no engineer.

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But now you’re blocking the intersection. So why don’t you back up? Why do you sit there like a damn idiot?

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What a night.

It’s a little odd to lose to the last place team and then celebrate with champagne, but whatever.

(There are more photos on Flickr, I’m too tired to post them here)

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Any girl will tell you that.

But these are ridiculous. That has to hurt. And there is going to be button imprint on her FUPA for the next week.

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He just wanted to show off all of his clothing. You know, in case a basketball game broke out at Disneyland, he’d be suited up.

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My friend and I were looking at this yesterday. I just thought it was funny. While a low-carb diet may be detrimental to your performance, at least you’ll look and feel like an athlete!
Low-carbohydrate diets and performance.
Cook CM, Haub MD. Curr Sports Med Rep. 2007 Jul;6(4):225-9.
Athletes are continually searching for means to optimize their performance. […]

See. One in three women has sex on their first online date and no one’s using a condom. Sex is way too easy to come by these days. No one has to work for anything anymore. And apparently a condom is too much effort. Come on people. You can fuck who you want, but for […]

*This post is not funny or amusing, so don’t pay to read it. I wouldn’t want you to waste your money.*

Here’s another diet comparison. We haven’t talked diet much lately, but I rather enjoy the diets that tell me I can eat all the unrestricted meat I want. I celebrated by eating a package of […]

There was a BBQFest in Santa Monica this weekend. It wasn’t all that impressive. It was crowded but without much quality peoplewatching, and the lines were horrendous. $10 to get in, $10 for each vendor, and an hour wait for most places. I waited in line for 20 minutes until one place announced they ran […]