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Archive for October, 2008

the number one reason I go out

Friday, October 31st, 2008

Because LA makes me laugh.

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just another one in training

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

This girl was 11, 12 at most. She was riding this bike around in a bikini top and a belt which spelled out DIVA DIVA DIVA in rhinestones. Yes, I understand she’s at the beach, but these mini-versions of adults are becoming a bit disturbing.

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I miss baseball already

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

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Duane is in big trouble

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

I hope they aren’t expecting ME to make up these payments.
Mark,
I am getting the usual run around nonsense from Duane! This is getting old fast. I call him on his cell, IF he picks up he gives the old song and dance routine about him trying and he is not a bad guy and I […]

now I own a towing company

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008

So I’m getting all sorts of great emails. Probably about 3 per day. I feel like this sounds important, so someone’s business isn’t getting taken care of:
I’m getting the usual runaround with Robert. “I’ll call you in 2 hours”. “Call me in 30 minutes, I’m on the road right now”. When I call, I get […]

please God, bring this to the US

Monday, October 27th, 2008

I saw the most amazingest thing in China. Jeans that pretend to sag and expose underwear asswriting. But they aren’t really sagging, it’s one garment! This is genius and I am sad I saw it in China before Los Angeles. Come on Americans, get with it!

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tighty-whiteys are as gross as pubes

Sunday, October 26th, 2008

This is just my opinion, but something about this made me feel really yucky inside.
(This was in China, but these are tourists, so it doesn’t really count.)

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forging elitism

Sunday, October 26th, 2008

Sadly, something has happened at my gym (Petranek Fitness or Crossfit LA: Los Angeles - they changed their name to this redundancy a few months ago) recently and there’s been an epidemic of arrogance and egoism which continues to grow. I’m not exactly sure what’s happened, but I’m pretty certain they should change the motto […]

yes, even in China

Saturday, October 25th, 2008

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international asswatch

Saturday, October 25th, 2008

Please, if you speak Mandarin, tell me that this says “PINK.”

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