Malingering’s World

Because LA makes me laugh.

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This girl was 11, 12 at most. She was riding this bike around in a bikini top and a belt which spelled out DIVA DIVA DIVA in rhinestones. Yes, I understand she’s at the beach, but these mini-versions of adults are becoming a bit disturbing.

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I hope they aren’t expecting ME to make up these payments.
Mark,
I am getting the usual run around nonsense from Duane! This is getting old fast. I call him on his cell, IF he picks up he gives the old song and dance routine about him trying and he is not a bad guy and I […]

So I’m getting all sorts of great emails. Probably about 3 per day. I feel like this sounds important, so someone’s business isn’t getting taken care of:
I’m getting the usual runaround with Robert. “I’ll call you in 2 hours”. “Call me in 30 minutes, I’m on the road right now”. When I call, I get […]

I saw the most amazingest thing in China. Jeans that pretend to sag and expose underwear asswriting. But they aren’t really sagging, it’s one garment! This is genius and I am sad I saw it in China before Los Angeles. Come on Americans, get with it!

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This is just my opinion, but something about this made me feel really yucky inside.
(This was in China, but these are tourists, so it doesn’t really count.)

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Sadly, something has happened at my gym recently and there’s been an epidemic of arrogance and egoism which continues to grow. I’m not exactly sure what’s happened, but I’m pretty certain they should change the motto from “Forging Elite Fitness” to “Forging Elitism” as it’s truly terrible. The other day someone got very irritated with […]

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Please, if you speak Mandarin, tell me that this says “PINK.”

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