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Archive for November, 2008

a level of commitment I have yet to achieve

Monday, November 24th, 2008

I have never loved anything enough to tattoo it onto my skin. And I most certainly have never been able to commit to anything enough to have it printed on my skull. So I admire these people, who go balls out and commit to this shit.

It also appears that the occipital region is the location […]

thank you, God

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

It was my birthday a few days ago, and we went out to a bar to celebrate. The bar was quiet (it was a Monday), but God still gave me a few precious gifts.

First off, he sent strippers. They were clothed, and they didn’t strip, but they were strippers with breast implants nonetheless. YAY!

Then, there […]

well that isn’t confusing

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008

So I follow the arrow, but I can’t enter? Where exactly should I stop?

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santa monica troll at American Girl Place

Saturday, November 15th, 2008

Some of the more dedicated readers may remember when I took the troll to American Girl Place and let her wait in line for the cafe. I never posted the rest of the photos, and it’s time.
I waited in line because I wanted to ask them to style her hair for $20. I figured […]

santa monica troll goes to the Grove

Friday, November 14th, 2008

And she found her mentor. And asswritinged, pigtailed LA woman in Uggs. We followed her for hours, with hopes that she would notice the troll and appreciate their sisterhood. No such luck.

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I hate Deven

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008

I have this friend Deven. She’s the funniest person I have ever not met. I talk to her almost every day but we’ve never actually seen each other in person, which may or may not be considered weird. Anyway, she has this blog which is so ridiculously funny that I want to kill her for […]

welcome to pine ave.

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008

I grew up in the Long Beach area, and I can tell you that Pine Ave. was nothing like this 15 years ago. There were shootings and violent attacks and all sorts of ridiculous drama that made my parents freak out and demand I stay out of downtown Long Beach and remain on the Belmont […]

six months ago…

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008

Back in May, I witnessed this ridiculous demonstration at UCLA.

Choosing a college campus for this sort of thing is a pretty bad idea if you ask me. Regardless of how people vote, college students in general tend to be a pretty tolerant bunch.

Yeah, his shirt says “TRUST JESUS.” Apparently your trust in Jesus doesn’t […]

troll alert

Monday, November 10th, 2008

It’s been a while since we’ve had a good troll. So I invite you all here for some weirdo “I empathize with sex-offenders” troll fun. I know it’s not nearly as amusing of the trolls of the past, but at this point I take what I can get.

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goth weekend at Disneyland

Monday, November 10th, 2008

It was Bats Day/Goth Day at Disneyland this weekend, and I happened upon this celebration of the macabre (at the Happiest Place on Earth) purely by accident. A bit strange, really.

Ever since my high school days, the goths have been chillin’ at Disneyland. It used to be under the People Mover, though it seems they’ve […]