It was my birthday a few days ago, and we went out to a bar to celebrate. The bar was quiet (it was a Monday), but God still gave me a few precious gifts.
First off, he sent strippers. They were clothed, and they didn’t strip, but they were strippers with breast implants nonetheless. YAY!
Then, there was a dude dancing in his pajamas. Flood water pajamas. And he was dancing with hot chicks. That’s the way to go these days, dudes, apparently the chicks think you must be the shit if you are ballsy enough to go out in your pajamas and they flock to your confidence. Try it.
Then the asscrack arrived in all its asscracky glory and sang me happy birthday.
Last, but not least, this man flashed me his man-boobs completely unsolicited. I did nothing, I said nothing, and next thing you know, there was nipple. Happy birthday to me!
November 20th, 2008 - 11:13 am
Happy Belated Birthday!!!!!!!
November 20th, 2008 - 8:10 pm
“I did nothing, I said nothing, and next thing you know, there was nipple…”
classic
November 22nd, 2008 - 4:53 pm
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November 24th, 2008 - 11:18 am
Damn! I missed your birthday!!!
Belated HBD, Mal. I hope you had a most excellent time.
(Shit, you would not believe what I almost typed there. Good thing I proofed it, it said, “I hope you had a moist excellent time”.)
November 25th, 2008 - 8:07 pm
I can’t help but imagine the vast wealth of pajama man.
November 28th, 2008 - 7:57 am
I think I’ll try the pj’s and sandals outfit to pick up “hot chicks”.
November 28th, 2008 - 4:33 pm
^ don’t forget to shave the top of your dome too.
this was most surreal.