now you see
Tuesday, December 30th, 2008This is why I love people.
Sweet.
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Archive for December, 2008
there’s trying and there’s trying too hard
Tuesday, December 30th, 2008I hate to tell you this, but your baby doesn’t appreciate the effort you put into your makeup this morning. In fact I’m guessing it thinks you look a little trashy. That’s what it would say if it could talk. But babies can’t talk, they’re stupid.
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have you ever seen that episode of the Twilight Zone when the store mannequins come to life?
Monday, December 29th, 2008
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why do i tolerate this traffic?
Sunday, December 28th, 2008I’m not really sure. I guess it’s like loving your partner despite the fact that they have terrible smelling gas and never refill the Brita and leave toe nail clippings on the couch. You just sort of suck it up.
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braless and big boobed
Saturday, December 27th, 2008Two different women with the same problem and the same colored shirt. Hmm.
Now I’ve posted photos of myself so you are all aware that I have the opposite problem, I could run a 5K and not even realize that I’d forgotten to put on a bra that day. But it seems like for these women, […]
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woo hoo, a thong!
Friday, December 26th, 2008You know, there used to be way too many thongs and we were inundated with the whale tails, but there haven’t been so many around now that it’s gotten colder. It’s a shame. You can tell a lot about a person by their underpants. Thongs, come back!
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you know, kids
Thursday, December 25th, 2008Maybe it’s time to ask Santa for CLOTHES for Christmas so you don’t have to go prancing about in your underpants at the mall. This is just a suggestion, coming from someone older and wiser. Prostitution should not be a career goal.
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merry christmas to my loyal readers
Wednesday, December 24th, 2008Thank you for all of your undying support. To show my appreciation, I am giving you the gift of titties. I have a feeling even those who don’t celebrate Christmas will still accept this gift, as it comes straight from my, um, chest.
It may seem like an odd gift, but we need to be honest […]
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Crossfit LA: it’s the Kool-Aid or else
Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008It is not my intention to be a dick, but at the same time I am a big proponent of telling the truth. This leaves me conflicted here but as always, the truth wins out so here goes.
As it turns out, I didn’t have to make a decision about what to do about CrossFit LA […]
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someone on Flickr diagnosed me today
Monday, December 22nd, 2008They said I have “people watching disorder.” I’m going to have that added to the DSM before the 5th edition comes out.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/malingering/99522560/
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