braless and big boobed

Posted December 27th, 2008 by malingering

swingin' free

Two different women with the same problem and the same colored shirt. Hmm.

braless

Now I’ve posted photos of myself so you are all aware that I have the opposite problem, I could run a 5K and not even realize that I’d forgotten to put on a bra that day. But it seems like for these women, the sensation of your nipples dragging on the cement of the Grove and the sight of knocking over other customers if you turn around too quickly would be enough of a reminder that you forgot to put on your freaking bra today.

Come on now.

15 Responses to “braless and big boobed”

  1. Lyvvie

    Are you sure it’s not the same woman?? Damn. They’re so similar! Perhaps twins?

  2. cest qui

    Once again, our illustrious representative in the medical community evinces her rather astonishing lack of insight into the motivations, needs and lives of those different to her.

    What kind of career in medicine allows one to be ignorant of the discomfort and sometimes actual injury a bra causes to women with breasts like these? Have you ever seen a bra designed to fit a person built like this? I haven’t. I have had to buy bras for someone with a BMI >30 and, no matter what the style, they hurt her. Maybe it’s less uncomfortable for these women to have their “nipples dragging on the cement” than it is to have their skin squeezed and chafed by a garment that doesn’t fit their shape regardless of size purchased.

    You are advantaged in so many ways: you’re beautiful, intelligent, educated, well-traveled, and appear to have many people in your life who care about you. You’re talented athletically and artistically, and you’re often really funny. Why engage in such baseness when you’re clearly capable of better?

    Medice, cura te ipsum.

  3. Blonde Savant

    Three words:
    Custom. Made. Bras.
    There are also specialty stores that sell larger size bras.

  4. malingering

    FYI, if you look very very closely, the nipples aren’t actually dragging on the ground. And if you look even closer, you’ll see that I wasn’t addressing the medical issues involved bra wearing, I was making a juvenile joke.

  5. cest qui

    According to your viewing guidelines, one must be both acutely myopic and extremely juvenile to appreciate the humor herein.

    The “nipples” quote is your own and its implied figurativeness understood.

    The point remains: it’s preferable to see you employ your talents in a way that really showcases them and you to best advantage. You and your subjects are worthy of more.

  6. ohsay

    Yes, Malingering. Get to work on that cure for cancer, world peace and find a way to keep bread from going stale. Use those talents because we’re worthy of so much more than an occasional chuckle to lighten up our dreary lives. Heaven forbid we should want to actually enjoy the sense of humour God graced us with.

  7. ohsay

    And don’t forget to use copious amounts of Latin in your regular speech.

    Catapultam habeo. isi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane.

  8. Pepe La You

    In French Again, our famous representative in the medical community shows his rather astonishing lack of perspicacity in the motivations, the needs and the lives of those different with it. Which a little career in medicine allows one d’ to be ignorant faintness and sometimes real damage of the d’ causes; a bra with the women with centres like the latter? Did you ever see a bra designed to adapt a person built like this? I n’ do not have. J’ had to buy bras for quelqu’ one with a > BMI; 30 and, n’ import what the model, them l’ wounded. Perhaps it is less uncomfortable so that these women have their “nipples to trail on cement” qu’ it is to make tighten their skin and be overheated by a clothing which n’ do not adapt their form independently of the bought size. You are favoured of so many manners: you are beautiful, intelligent, informs, well-traveled, and seem to have much people in your life which s’ worry about you. You are gifted athletically and artistically, and you are often really funny. Why engage in such a lowness when are clearly able for you of better? Medice, ipsum of of cleaned you.

  9. tequilaanddonuts

    I’m a big boobed person (38G) and let me tell you, I’ve commiserated with many a big boobed woman. You can find bras that fit, http://www.womanwithin.com/ , that site has bras up to 58J, and they’re not expensive.

    It is NOT better for big breasted women to go braless. That makes for a greater strain on their back. Going braless with huge boobs causes a breakdown of those muscles and promotes more pain.

  10. malingering

    The point remains: it’s preferable to see you employ your talents in a way that really showcases them and you to best advantage. You and your subjects are worthy of more.

    I feel like I just got this email from the gym.

  11. tequilaanddonuts

    “Have you ever seen a bra designed to fit a person built like this? I haven’t. I have had to buy bras for someone with a BMI >30 and, no matter what the style, they hurt her.”

    Yeah, I find that whole part hard to believe. Why would you give someone’s BMI and not band and cup size? It’s also insulting to say that pictured woman is sooooo outside the norm that there’s no way you could ever find a bra for her. She’s a large woman, but not to the point she can’t purchase mass made ready to wear. Funny, how cest qui had no problem throwing her under the bus to try to throw you under.

  12. MarkinDetroit

    Oh heck, I just think it’s a nice change compared to all the photos of skinny women with big boobs posted here. Not all women in L.A. are fake.

  13. PJ Bird

    Yeah, braless is a bad idea. Trust me. I’m normally pretty big (although, not this big) but when I was nursing, I was up to an F cup. Every step without a bra feels like something is ripping. And it probably is. OK, so you can’t easily find these bras at Target, but there are plenty of places that specialize in foundation garments.

    cest qui, I’m so glad you have taken on the plight of someone who you cannot actually sympathize with. It’s been fun.

  14. creepshow

    mmmm boobs

  15. Bekka

    I had 42DDD’s and now I’m a 42D (sometimes a DD depending upon the bra). I am fortunate enough to be able to afford breast reduction surgery — just FYI this type of surgery is TWICE AS EXPENSIVE as ADDING so the women who are cursed — YES I SAID CURSED — with large breasts whether caused by obesity or not suffer – for me it is the STARING, mostly by men but women too. And it’s not a glance – it is blatant (stupid mouth breathers).

    Of course I’m not a “look at me!” kinda girl like “some girls” are i.e., installing 36DDD breasts on a woman Pamela Anderson’s size (she can’t be more than 5’4″).

    I’m not sure what the motivation of these women was leaving the house without a bra being the size they are (breasts not the entire woman). It’s certainly not attractive — I despise bras but you will not catch me without one – most of the time I sleep in my bra. It’s MORE uncomfortable to be without one.

    cest qui – you need to lighten up. Smart people have a good sense of humor….. you’re not funny in the least.

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