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Archive for May, 2009

home grown leather

Sunday, May 31st, 2009

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summer is coming, people

Sunday, May 31st, 2009

Use sunscreen.

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for those days that you really really want denim pockets

Sunday, May 31st, 2009

But feel like wearing sweatpants, now there is a solution.
I have those days all the time.

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I bet that’s a total chick magnet

Saturday, May 30th, 2009

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sorry ladies

Friday, May 29th, 2009

Looks like he’s taken.
(Yes, you can get a martini in the dugout club. $500 a seat.)

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mac and cheese burger

Friday, May 29th, 2009

At Hamburger Mary’s.

I know, it’s out of control.

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since it was so popular on failblog

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

and people asked why the asshole (me) stood there and took a photo rather than saving the child (though at this point I think a Darwin award would have been in order, both for myself and the parent), I’ll show you what happened next:

YAY! Someone came to save the baby!
He just wasn’t strong enough […]

help stop the thieves

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

Will you people help me stop copyright infringment and inform the failblog people that my photo was stolen by Miss Claire M and someone had better credit me? I was going to say this is as bad as the Cheezburger photo thievery, until I realized it’s the same site.
http://failblog.org/2009/05/26/parenting-fail-10/

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Dodger Stadium drops the ball

Sunday, May 24th, 2009

So after all these years, I was told yesterday that my Nikon D80 with my 80-200mm lens is not allowed in Dodger Stadium anymore. Security dude said it’s not permitted. I told him that was very strange, since I’d brought that camera and lens to a total of 100 games over the past 3 years […]

not to get all TMZ on you but…

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009

…I think this would have been funny if it were non-famous people too. Rick Fox and his woman Eliza Dushku were at the Dodger game last night watching my boys in blue go down to the evil OC empire. Of course they were in the $500/seat section, and around the 8th inning they’d had enough […]