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Archive for June, 2009

michael jackson’s last media frenzy

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

I don’t know how I ended up right in the middle of it (or really, how it ended up right outside my office), but what a mess.

Meanwhile, I apologize for being behind with the blogging. I was out of town, then had some crap to deal with, now I’m in the midst of changing jobs, […]

something fell out of your pants

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009

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the WHOLE game

Tuesday, June 16th, 2009

Couldn’t she feel it? It was cold out!

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caught in Neptune’s Net

Monday, June 8th, 2009

Bikers, fried seafood and beer… A perfect Sunday afternoon.

Everything should be fried. EVERYTHING.

We pretty much destroyed the crab. Sorry little guy.

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smurfs have panty lines too

Saturday, June 6th, 2009

Or is the plural “smurves?”

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barefoot at the mall

Friday, June 5th, 2009

This is for Wskrz. She thinks going barefoot is super sanitary and a great idea. She likes sucking people’s toes after they’ve walked barefoot through large shopping areas. It’s really gross but we don’t say anything because she’s Canadian.

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whaling boots

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

Or something of the sort.
Just a reminder to you ladies out there that no matter how cold it gets, there’s no excuse for not succumbing gender roles and wearing that skirt, so I don’t want to hear it.

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the other day I was driving

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

And in the span of a few hours, encountered 3 car accidents. Even though I don’t think anyone was seriously injured, I was feeling like such a jinx I stayed home for the next 24 hours.

Multi-car crash on Ocean Ave.

Truck hits motorcycle on the 405.

Car hits a pole while we were right there. It was […]

brand name skates

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

No generic here, my friends.

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