In this time of economic hardships, I am here for the people. One of the world’s most pressing issues: mascara.
Should one spend $30 on expensive brand name mascara? Is the $6 drug store stuff just as good? How will my lashes be lush enough to survive this recession?
This began because I (for some odd reason) […]
Sometimes if you don’t feed your crotch, it gets hungry and just eats whatever’s nearby. Like your shorts. Or perhaps small children. Keep those cootchies nourished, people.
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The only kind of cleavage I will ever have.
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It’s not like I sit there and wait for her to show me her asscheeks.
It just happens. Ain’t nothin’ I can do about it.
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Okay, so CA’s budget is fucked. I personally don’t see what the problem is. I have a number of recommendations which will save all of us, but most importantly, improve MY quality of life.
Tax breast implants.
The tax will be proportional to the size of the implants, as well as how skanky they are. I will […]
This is a game we call “count the cosmetic procedures.” It’s very popular amongst us not-so-pretty people in LA. And it’s because we’re soooooooooo jealous.
What is she doing at a Dodger game, anyway?
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I was told that HDTV channels broadcast in 16:9. So I set my TV and satellite to 16:9. It puts about 100 pounds on Broxton that he really doesn’t need.
So then I set my TV at 4:3, and he looks normal. But that doesn’t make sense, if all HD is broadcast in 16:9.
The whole […]
File under “crotchwatch” I guess?
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From PetCo Park in San Diego, July 3, 2009. Yeah, I forgot to post them earlier. Whatever. This is why I will never be able to have a blogging career. I’m too slow and lazy.
Anyway, onto Manny’s first game back.
Andre Ethier at BP.
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Matt Kemp.
Russell Martin tries to catch a fly out.
Manny came back but didn’t […]
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