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Archive for August, 2009

homemade Dodger shirt

Monday, August 31st, 2009

Interestingly enough, she didn’t put any names on it. She wrote (in magic marker) “go #5, #16, #38, #7″ etc. For some reason, that’s not inspirational to me. Come on. You had a blank white shirt and a magic marker and that’s the design you came up with? Are you afraid people are going to […]

sometimes we all need a support system

Friday, August 28th, 2009

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my lord, do I even need to say anything about this?

Thursday, August 27th, 2009

No words can do these people justice. I will remain silent.

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someone’s got the munchies

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

Okay, so maybe this kid got a specialized work permit and managed to get a job at age 8 so that he can buy any t-shirt he wants, but chances are an adult bought this kid his shirt. While I have no problem with people choosing to smoke marijuana (as long as they aren’t endangering […]

who doesn’t love a little Engrish?

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

I don’t know what that means. I tried the food there, and it didn’t taste like a luxury vehicle at all. It tasted like chicken.

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I understand that the curb is curved

Monday, August 24th, 2009

But that doesn’t completely absolve you of the responsibility to put at least one part of your car in close proximity to one part of the curb. I won’t even be specific on which part, that’s up to you (liberals love giving choices). But next time, try to avoid just stopping in the middle of […]

things you don’t learn in med school

Saturday, August 22nd, 2009

In honor of Think Cure week, several doctors, nurses and lab techs involved in cancer research were invited to throw out the first pitch. All at once.

(Click on the photo for a better view of the chaos.)
I would like to remind the Dodgers that I did prostate cancer research before I started med school […]

in case you were wondering what is worn underneath

Thursday, August 20th, 2009

I can tell you that it was purchased at Victoria’s Secret, though I can’t give details.

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the asscrack solution… supposedly

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

Miss Oops JAKs. It’s really not going to catch on. For that price you could just go buy a few camisoles, ones that aren’t going to ride up and stick around your boobs and get caught in your folds.

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god put a bow on this asscrack and gave it to me as a gift

Monday, August 17th, 2009

And then he gave me a muffin top too, I must have been a good girl. Yay for me.

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