Malingering’s World

so now I’m wondering if this counts. Does anyone know? Can you get Taco Bell if you’re in a wheelchair? What if it’s motorized?

I’m not being an asshole, this is an honest question.

I really like how some people name their boobs, and then show everyone the names in order to avoid confusion. I imagine it would get really weird if you called the left boob Karla when it was actually named Bertha, I mean, how to you back up and undo that sort of faux pas?

While some people defend children on leashes, I am hoping that we can universally agree that walking a quiet, well-behaved 7 or 8 year old through a non-crowded area on a harness sort of crosses the line.

Then again, that kid should be resourceful enough to break out of the harness and escape her life of repression by selling herself into sex slavery, so maybe she actually needs it.

I don’t think I’d do it at Urban Outfitters. Everything there looks like it came from a thrift store, so what sort of resale value are you going to get? I’d say the cost-benefit doesn’t pan out. I’m not sure what I would steal, but it wouldn’t be a $60 t-shirt with holes in it. Just saying.

For they taken most efforts ahead gone moving!

small cap

Sharing your fork with someone…

And then letting him shit all over you.