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Archive for October, 2009

the sign says you need to be inside a vehicle to use the drive-thru

Friday, October 30th, 2009

so now I’m wondering if this counts. Does anyone know? Can you get Taco Bell if you’re in a wheelchair? What if it’s motorized?
I’m not being an asshole, this is an honest question.

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baby names

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

I really like how some people name their boobs, and then show everyone the names in order to avoid confusion. I imagine it would get really weird if you called the left boob Karla when it was actually named Bertha, I mean, how to you back up and undo that sort of faux pas?

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there’s a whale diving into her poonany!

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

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finally, a respectable animal that doesn’t run around with its ass hanging out

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

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the leash debate continues

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

While some people defend children on leashes, I am hoping that we can universally agree that walking a quiet, well-behaved 7 or 8 year old through a non-crowded area on a harness sort of crosses the line.
Then again, that kid should be resourceful enough to break out of the harness and escape her life […]

if I were going to shoplift

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

I don’t think I’d do it at Urban Outfitters. Everything there looks like it came from a thrift store, so what sort of resale value are you going to get? I’d say the cost-benefit doesn’t pan out. I’m not sure what I would steal, but it wouldn’t be a $60 t-shirt with holes in it. […]

leave go yourselves!

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

For they taken most efforts ahead gone moving!

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big head

Monday, October 26th, 2009

small cap

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holy crap

Monday, October 26th, 2009

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love is…

Sunday, October 25th, 2009

Sharing your fork with someone…

And then letting him shit all over you.

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