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Archive for January, 2010

NAAFA says “let them eat cake”

Saturday, January 30th, 2010

No, literally.

Damn that first lady and her whole “childhood obesity” bullshit! Let them grow! Let them embrace their 30+ BMIs and their diabetes! They are children, for fuck’s sake. Stop making them try to act like “adults” and be “healthy.” And stop making the parents actually take responsibility for their children. That is a ridiculous, […]

amusement park attire

Saturday, January 30th, 2010

Fashionable, sensible and fun! Catch loose bits of popcorn in your hair! Work those calves in high heels! Flaunt that skirt that keeps your cool! Way to go, lady.

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LAPD: fail

Saturday, January 30th, 2010

Yeah, this isn’t a funny post. I am just pissed the fuck off and I need to vent.

So the other day, my friend and I were walking back to the office from lunch when we were approached by a crackhead. He asked us for a crackpipe, and we said no and just kept on walking. […]

grandpa liked baseball, I guess

Friday, January 29th, 2010

Or maybe he liked tattoos? Or chewing on baseball bats?

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these eyebrows are freaking amazing

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

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okay, I’m officially sick of leggings

Monday, January 25th, 2010

Admittedly, all I wore was leggings back in 1992. They were super comfortable and I could go straight to gymnastics practice afterward without a wardrobe change. It was kind of cool to be hanging out in a baggy sweatshirt and the equivalent of pajama pants all day. But that was 1992.
Leggings coming “back into style” […]

I apologize for the lack of posts right now

Sunday, January 24th, 2010

I am in the process of moving, which is really stressful and terribly time consuming. I keep forgetting about the blog. Hopefully I will be settled (and have internet access in the new place) soon enough! Until then I will do my best, I promise.

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pretty much everything on my blog is my own work

Monday, January 18th, 2010

… but not this.

However this shit is so fucking funny I can’t let it go. Thanks to my friend for sending this to me.

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the hamburlgar strikes again

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

RUBBLE RUBBLE!

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sham-wow for your feet

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

What a great invention. I always wondered why people didn’t invent those sponge and soap ice skates that Tom and Jerry used to wear, so I’m glad the current footwear trend of huge, obnoxious ridiculous boots has lended itself to function. Dust your floors, mop up spills, clean under the couch, all with a little […]