No, literally.
Damn that first lady and her whole “childhood obesity” bullshit! Let them grow! Let them embrace their 30+ BMIs and their diabetes! They are children, for fuck’s sake. Stop making them try to act like “adults” and be “healthy.” And stop making the parents actually take responsibility for their children. That is a ridiculous, socialist thought. For the love of Christ here, Michelle. Come on.

January 30th, 2010 - 4:33 pm
Le sigh. This is why I hate people. Ignorance.
Unless we invoke Swift’s “A Modest Proposal,” in that case, problem solved(?).
February 17th, 2010 - 2:18 pm
almost a month without a post! … we MISSSS YOU. !
Yes, we regulars rely on you for our daily dose of all things ridiculous and simultaneously hilarious. Who says you can have a life outside of blogging??..Quit your day job, scrap your social life, and satisfy us!! ..lol. kidding. but really, we miss you.
February 20th, 2010 - 7:32 pm
Where are you?