Archive for the 'american girls' Category
Monday, March 24th, 2008
My cousin works in the health profession and was talking to a patient who was talking about American Girl Dolls. My cousin (who feels similarly to myself about the phenomenon) said “did you know there’s an American Girl Doll store at the Grove?” and the patient said “Yes! And one time, I was at the […]
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Friday, January 18th, 2008
So why are you, a grown woman, carrying an American Girl Doll around with you all day at Disneyland when there are no children in your party? I’m just asking.
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Monday, September 10th, 2007
Okay, I get it now. The whole world exists as to conspire against me. This is all an evil plan and I am the center of the whole thing. Everything is around me is here just to piss me off. Seriously. I have proof. First I complain about Uggs and American Girl dolls and what […]
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Thursday, April 12th, 2007
These are the prices for the American Girl hair salon at American Girl Place.
While it may be “fun” to watch your $86 doll be pampered in a doll sized chair with a doll sized comb and a doll sized water bottle (a facial can be added on for only $5!), I’m feeling rather certain that […]
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Tuesday, April 10th, 2007
Now that American Girl Dolls have taken over the Westside, my guess is that every girl in 3rd grade who does not have a birthday party at American Girl Place will be ostricized by her classmates. Parents, do your girl a favor and give her the party! It’s only $60 per kid to have a […]
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Friday, March 9th, 2007
Until then, the world simply is not complete.
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Monday, December 11th, 2006
I believe American Girl dolls are all implanted with some sort of chip which allows alien life forms to survey us in the privacy of our own homes, thus giving them information about our lifestyles and vulnerabilities. American Girl dolls are going to destroy the universe.
P.S. Some people become very angry when I take photos […]
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Tuesday, October 10th, 2006
I sacrificed a good 30 minutes of my life investigating this new trend of people carrying around creepy dolls at the Grove because I found it to be disturbing and weird (especially these 45 year old women in mom jeans carrying the things by the hand). I could not have predicted what I was about […]
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