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merry christmas from the cat lady and her cats

Friday, December 25th, 2009

In case you didn’t see it, they have Milo’s photo on the Huffington Post. We’re going big time now!!!

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rules are meant to be broken

Sunday, December 20th, 2009

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finally, a respectable animal that doesn’t run around with its ass hanging out

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

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love is…

Sunday, October 25th, 2009

Sharing your fork with someone…

And then letting him shit all over you.

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abbot kinney animal transport

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

I think it’s nice that people don’t make dogs walk anymore.

Though honestly, I wish I didn’t have to walk anymore. Like in WallE. I don’t see why dogs get it better than us.

I also think they should have to wear diapers, so they don’t have to dirty their paws when they need to pee. Maybe […]

Wilmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Sunday, September 13th, 2009

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it’s coming, people!!!

Friday, August 14th, 2009

Just one more week until one of my most favorite annual events, the Santa Monica Cat show.

Where people of all shapes and sizes showcase their well-groomed pussies for the admiration of the public.

Where cats can finally have all of that brushing and bathing and training validated by an 11th place ribbon.

Where cat ladies old and […]

so low class

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009

That dog should be wearing heels if it really wants to make a statement.

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too bad mary didn’t have this for her little lamb

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

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an example of good parenting

Tuesday, March 10th, 2009

Because kids should learn to walk on their own.

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