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reverse cameltoe

Monday, March 1st, 2010

Her butt has a vagina!

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okay, I’m officially sick of leggings

Monday, January 25th, 2010

Admittedly, all I wore was leggings back in 1992. They were super comfortable and I could go straight to gymnastics practice afterward without a wardrobe change. It was kind of cool to be hanging out in a baggy sweatshirt and the equivalent of pajama pants all day. But that was 1992.
Leggings coming “back into style” […]

where asscheeks come together to make a crack

Monday, January 11th, 2010

It should always be labeled as such.

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asses for the new year

Tuesday, December 29th, 2009

My wish is that in 2010, PINK will actually mean “pink” again.

And grown women (and their children) will stop using their rear ends as advertising space.

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why do panty lines annoy me?

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

I’m not really sure. It may be because my mother would not let me leave the house like this so I was forced into years of uncomfortable thong-wearing to try to avoid this look.

Or maybe I just feel like I’ve seen something I didn’t want to see, and it was kind of against my will […]

cheeky monkey

Monday, December 14th, 2009

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in honor of that stupid Tiger Woods joke

Friday, December 11th, 2009

People keep repeating it. It’s not funny.

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pants: who needs them?

Sunday, November 1st, 2009

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the 80s will never die

Wednesday, October 7th, 2009

Neither will the Candida.

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the other day, someone accused me of objectifying women

Monday, September 21st, 2009

First off, objectification is so rampant in society that I see no need for me to be the sacrificial lamb for people who make beer commercials, all fashion models, and those chicks on Deal or No Deal. Second, I thought I was pretty clear that the intention here is to demonstrate how people objectify themselves, […]