Malingering’s World

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An inside-out visible thong, with the PINK tag hanging out the top.

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Oh look

It was a sad, sad day when visible asscrack became the norm around here. I am waiting for things to turn around, for life to return to normal, for things to be safe again. I am not happy with the world right now, and its general acceptance for public asscrack.

Maybe I’m a prude, maybe not. […]

Spring is here in Los Angeles. The boobs are in bloom.

The asses are free to roam.

The men are with child.

The hookers are in their bikinis.

The belly flab basks in the glorious sun.

Flowers begin to blossom.

And the butterflies flutter about.

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I understand that I ask this a lot and there is always some answer by someone who is talented and clever enough to use Google. Well I am too, but regardless, every time I see this ass I’m going to say the same thing.

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If I am experiencing this much discomfort just looking at her, imagine what it feels like to be in those shorts.

This is not okay, people. Think of the children. Think of the innocent people. Think of how your legs need blood circulation.

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All we need are a few pieces of Kleenex and some scotch tape and we should be good to go.

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But summer is coming back!

Screw you, groundhog! I wait for the asscrack to show its face in February.

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My mom always told me that your undergarment can be the most important part of what you’re wearing. It can create or destroy muffin tops, it can draw attention to the right things or the wrong things, and it can make you look really lame. This used to piss me off when I was growing […]