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attack of the denim strangler

Friday, February 29th, 2008

If I am experiencing this much discomfort just looking at her, imagine what it feels like to be in those shorts.

This is not okay, people. Think of the children. Think of the innocent people. Think of how your legs need blood circulation.

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who needs clothes

Sunday, February 17th, 2008

All we need are a few pieces of Kleenex and some scotch tape and we should be good to go.

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it may only be february

Sunday, February 10th, 2008

But summer is coming back!

Screw you, groundhog! I wait for the asscrack to show its face in February.

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fashion lessons

Monday, January 28th, 2008

My mom always told me that your undergarment can be the most important part of what you’re wearing. It can create or destroy muffin tops, it can draw attention to the right things or the wrong things, and it can make you look really lame. This used to piss me off when I was growing […]

check out today’s LAist

Thursday, January 24th, 2008

It’s about stupid asswriting. I wrote it all by myself.
http://laist.com/2008/01/24/what_is_that_on.php

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I have TOO gone into victoria’s secret

Thursday, January 24th, 2008

Here is proof that I have gone into Victoria’s Secret for the non-believer out there.

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peace on earth

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008

and buttcheeks

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just little adults

Saturday, December 29th, 2007

There’s a saying in pediatrics, “kids are not just little adults.” Well I beg to differ. If we dress them like mini-grown-ups, and don’t let them act like children, well maybe they can just skip the whole childhood bullshit and get them straight into the good life.

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your eyes are not deceiving you

Wednesday, December 12th, 2007

Yes friends, this is henna. Yes, this is embroidered asswriting. And yes, this is a girl who was hardly 12 and still has braces and was shopping with her parents and yes, that is the playboy bunny.

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balls of steel

Sunday, December 9th, 2007

I didn’t know what to think. My brain went something like this: “I hope they’re tourists. Would have the guts to dress like that in another country? Where do you buy a man-thong anyway? He has something stuck to his ass. Where are his clothes? What is that odd Native American representation mixed with tye-dye […]