Malingering’s World

It’s about stupid asswriting. I wrote it all by myself.
http://laist.com/2008/01/24/what_is_that_on.php

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Here is proof that I have gone into Victoria’s Secret for the non-believer out there.

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and buttcheeks

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There’s a saying in pediatrics, “kids are not just little adults.” Well I beg to differ. If we dress them like mini-grown-ups, and don’t let them act like children, well maybe they can just skip the whole childhood bullshit and get them straight into the good life.

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Yes friends, this is henna. Yes, this is embroidered asswriting. And yes, this is a girl who was hardly 12 and still has braces and was shopping with her parents and yes, that is the playboy bunny.

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I didn’t know what to think. My brain went something like this: “I hope they’re tourists. Would have the guts to dress like that in another country? Where do you buy a man-thong anyway? He has something stuck to his ass. Where are his clothes? What is that odd Native American representation mixed with tye-dye […]

This girl (in camo with her underwear hanging out) was at most 14 years old. Her mom (in sheer backed top behind her) was following her around, with her muffin top and panties hanging out. And this was no accident, I run into the family again about 3 hours later, same thing. It wasn’t even […]

It’s been a while since I’ve had a good thong spotting. It’s been mostly asscrack these days, which is always funny but has fewer variables. The thong is always good, because a better assessment can be made: clean vs. dirty, tag vs. tagless, sexy vs. bunchy. This tells you much more about a person than […]

Not really sure how to get on the mailing list, or if I want to.

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There is something incredibly disturbing about seeing drunk 16 year olds in public on a Wednesday night, tripping over each other and giggling in drunken stupor only to return to their new cars that mommy and daddy bought them for their sweet sixteen so that they can drive home with reckless abandon to try to […]