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don’t worry, I will help

Friday, December 4th, 2009

I know. This is extremely overwhelming and you have no idea where to start. I had the same problem. We’ll just take it step by step from the top down and hopefully some people will learn from this.
1) The Strap Perfect is not an accessory. It was designed to help HIDE your bra straps. It […]

three year blogiversary

Monday, September 28th, 2009

Happy 3 year blogiversary to me! For something special, here are my photos of Engrish from China.

Please remember that I am not a princess, as I am both extremely ugly and exceedingly smart.

No scratch.

I am also Having Generous Vision, I Eading the World to a society of hate and disdain. Watch as I bring you […]

nothing says sexy like a backless shirt

Friday, September 25th, 2009

Fortunately for Los Angeles, Labor Day has come and gone but summer fashion remains. Stay cool in a great backless halter top with matching red jeans. Nothing says HOT the way red does!

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right down to the freaking sandals

Monday, September 14th, 2009

This is the sort of dedication I expect from people. Not just some half-assed “maybe I’ll pick a print or a color and add a little flair,” or a few pathetic words of asswriting. That just won’t cut it anymore. It’s time for balls-out, over the top, inundation of complete obnoxiousness. Thank you, plaid woman, […]

it makes me happy to know

Friday, September 4th, 2009

That children as young as 8 or 9 are experiencing the magic of love. We used to think their minds and hearts to immature to engage in such passionate, abstract ideas, but this girl proves us wrong. At the ripe old age of 9-ish, she is skipping and frolicking in a sea of giddiness, overcome […]

I’m going to save the world

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

Okay, so CA’s budget is fucked. I personally don’t see what the problem is. I have a number of recommendations which will save all of us, but most importantly, improve MY quality of life.

Tax breast implants.
The tax will be proportional to the size of the implants, as well as how skanky they are. I will […]

the WHOLE game

Tuesday, June 16th, 2009

Couldn’t she feel it? It was cold out!

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I don’t have to say anything, right?

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

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everything goes with a mullet

Wednesday, March 11th, 2009

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an example of good parenting

Tuesday, March 10th, 2009

Because kids should learn to walk on their own.

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