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A-lister

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

In case you couldn’t tell for yourself.

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let’s get creative

Wednesday, September 12th, 2007

If you happen to purchase a top that’s a little too big or simply doesn’t have any pockets, don’t worry! You can store your cell phone, ATM card, ipod nano, whatever you like in the extra cleavage area. For items that are cold sensitive, slip them underneath the boob flap for extra warmth.

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I’m spreading goodwill

Wednesday, February 21st, 2007

when this woman walked by…

…this woman sitting next to me says to her husband “oh my gosh, she looks like she’s made of plastic!” Then they happened to look over at me, and of course I’m taking a photo of her, so then the woman pulls out her camera phone and says to her husband […]

Braveheart meets Bluetooth

Saturday, December 9th, 2006

Is the phone somewhere in the pocket of the utilikilt?

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Los Angeles’ dairy farm

Sunday, October 15th, 2006

So why do bovines need bluetooth headsets? Who are they calling? Setting up dates for the barnyard dance? Trying to get tickets for Barnyard? (Opened last week!). Speaking to the agent about getting a gig as a college mascot? Checking on the location of the nearest Wilson’s Leather poacher? Putting in an order for another […]

I’m just chillin’ on my bike

Friday, September 29th, 2006

The best part of this whole setup, which doesn’t show up in the photo, is that he had put money into the motorcycle so the whole time it’s making this “vroom vroom!” sound and rocking back and forth. And he’s chatting away on some business type call as if he were in an office. He […]

I tolerated it until I noticed the pink bluetooth

Thursday, September 28th, 2006

Please note the matching pink Bluetooth headset, originally uploaded by Malingering.
One of these days I will stop one of these people who is barking at the top of their lungs into their little headset and I will flip them over and shove it up their ass, and until they pass their bowels they will hear […]