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I admit it

Monday, June 16th, 2008

I don’t want them to fix the “broken bat problem.” I like the maple. Because then I get to try to shoot broken bats, and that makes me happy. Plus I don’t sit close enough to get impaled.

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dodgers vs. reds

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008

May 19, 2008
More photos on my Flickr

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dodger stadium hairdos

Sunday, May 4th, 2008

I felt sort of bad about this comb-over. Clearly there was effort put into it, but for 4 straight hours, it hung down like this. It made me want to laugh and cry.

I’m sorry. It looks like anal beads. It really does.

Yeah, I’m not super hip or fashionable, so maybe this is really awesome. But […]

this weekend’s Dodger games…

Sunday, April 27th, 2008

I posted them on LAist.
Sunday’s win over the Rockies. Bring out your brooms.
Saturday’s game where I encountered a jerk - the comments here are cracking me up.
(As always, if you like them or have something to say, leave a comment or click “recommend this” as we’re trying to be interactive here)

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unappetizing

Friday, April 25th, 2008

Look, if I had to stare at his back all day, someone else should suffer along with me (besides my sister, who was traumatized).

I mean, come on. WEAR A SHIRT.

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when I become queen…

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

Now that the government has told us it’s okay to take away people’s civil rights, can someone please establish a pigtail age limit??

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when the game gets slow

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

He is not licking nacho cheese off of her hand. They were making out for about 20 minutes in the seat behind me and he was sucking on her fingers for about 5 of those minutes. There was all sorts of licking and groping going on.
Plus, they were sitting next to his dad.

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I put some Dodger photos up on LAist

Thursday, April 17th, 2008

You can check them out here. If you happen to like them, do me a favor and click “recommend this” so that I feel special.
My lens is finally back after being imprisoned at the Nikon Service place for 7 full weeks. I am so relieved to have him back in my possession. These photos still […]

dodger mix for the ipod

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

Decided to spend some money on iTunes since I absolutely refuse to use free music sharing sites and put together the Dodger Stadium Mix 2008. This is what I have so far, including the songs they play after someone hits a home run and someone steals a base. Oh shit, that reminds me: the songs […]

that’s me on the jumbotron

Monday, April 14th, 2008

I’m laughing and holding an illegal sign. I’m a rebel!
Mostly I want to use this opportunity to answer some of the