Malingering’s World

Look, if I had to stare at his back all day, someone else should suffer along with me (besides my sister, who was traumatized).

I mean, come on. WEAR A SHIRT.

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Now that the government has told us it’s okay to take away people’s civil rights, can someone please establish a pigtail age limit??

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He is not licking nacho cheese off of her hand. They were making out for about 20 minutes in the seat behind me and he was sucking on her fingers for about 5 of those minutes. There was all sorts of licking and groping going on.
Plus, they were sitting next to his dad.

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My lens is finally back after being imprisoned at the Nikon Service place for 7 full weeks. I am so relieved to have him back in my possession. These photos still […]

Decided to spend some money on iTunes since I absolutely refuse to use free music sharing sites and put together the Dodger Stadium Mix 2008. This is what I have so far, including the songs they play after someone hits a home run and someone steals a base. Oh shit, that reminds me: the songs […]

I’m laughing and holding an illegal sign. I’m a rebel!
Mostly I want to use this opportunity to answer some of the

It sort of takes a long time for me to put those photo galleries together, so why don’t you take a look at these while I get caught up.
Coliseum game
Opening Day
April 1st win against the Giants

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Here’s my photos from Opening Day. My lens is still busted, this is the best I could do.

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Move over, Alyssa Cougar-Vagina Milano. While you have helped kill the careers of 3 different major league pitchers, my mere presence makes rookies hit their first major league home runs.
You may think I am speaking out of my ass, but I have photographic evidence that my cheering and incessant encouragement has helped every one of […]

I went to 37 home games, 6 away games and had 1 rain out (in Colorado). I ate dozens of Dodger Dogs, 3 plates of nachos and a few tubs of garlic fries, 2 ice cream cookies, and 5 root beer floats. I got smacked by a line drive and ended up in the emergency […]