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the sign says you need to be inside a vehicle to use the drive-thru

Friday, October 30th, 2009

so now I’m wondering if this counts. Does anyone know? Can you get Taco Bell if you’re in a wheelchair? What if it’s motorized?
I’m not being an asshole, this is an honest question.

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united we stand

Thursday, October 15th, 2009

Divided we fall.

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I understand that the curb is curved

Monday, August 24th, 2009

But that doesn’t completely absolve you of the responsibility to put at least one part of your car in close proximity to one part of the curb. I won’t even be specific on which part, that’s up to you (liberals love giving choices). But next time, try to avoid just stopping in the middle of […]

I’m going to save the world

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

Okay, so CA’s budget is fucked. I personally don’t see what the problem is. I have a number of recommendations which will save all of us, but most importantly, improve MY quality of life.

Tax breast implants.
The tax will be proportional to the size of the implants, as well as how skanky they are. I will […]

I bet that’s a total chick magnet

Saturday, May 30th, 2009

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now you see

Tuesday, December 30th, 2008

This is why I love people.
Sweet.

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why do i tolerate this traffic?

Sunday, December 28th, 2008

I’m not really sure. I guess it’s like loving your partner despite the fact that they have terrible smelling gas and never refill the Brita and leave toe nail clippings on the couch. You just sort of suck it up.

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well that isn’t confusing

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008

So I follow the arrow, but I can’t enter? Where exactly should I stop?

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I feel like someone put that on wrong

Friday, September 26th, 2008

But I’m no engineer.

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okay, so maybe you overshot

Friday, September 26th, 2008

But now you’re blocking the intersection. So why don’t you back up? Why do you sit there like a damn idiot?

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