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I am not a fashion goddess by any means

Sunday, April 20th, 2008

But I’m pretty sure that this is stupid. The whole freaking point of stirrups is to keep your pants hidden in your shoes, so wearing them with flip-flops renders them completely useless and creates this whole complicated strappy shit on your feet which I feel convinced is not safe on an escalator or any other […]

Uggs as they were meant to be worn

Sunday, March 16th, 2008

But they still look stupid.

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crocs makes boots

Sunday, March 16th, 2008

and apparently people wear them in 80 degree weather. That looks really comfortable and family friendly.

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people come in all shades

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

So does pink. But that doesn’t mean you need to wear all of them at once. Or wear a pillowcase on your head. WTF.

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alert! missing!

Monday, February 4th, 2008

Um… Has anyone seen this dog around lately? Because now I’m worried.

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mixing genres

Saturday, February 2nd, 2008

How many animals must we kill and mutilate for this horrendous outfit? You can’t put fringe and fluff together like this and expect it to be okay. They’re not like chocolate and peanut butter, they don’t mix so well. You can’t be 80s motorcycle chick on top and laid back trendy mall walker on the […]

I’d like the six dollar foot fungus, with fries

Friday, February 1st, 2008

So it was raining. Everything was wet. And genius here comes wandering into Carl’s Jr. wearing only socks. As you can tell, they aren’t waterproof socks. Which is cold. AND NASTY.

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can someone please find the origin of this look…

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

and destroy it? I’ll give you $5 and a free photo shoot.

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who needs stirrups?

Friday, December 21st, 2007

So do you have to buy your shoes a size bigger so they can hold the bottom of your pants? How does that work?

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word uggs

Monday, December 17th, 2007

I like word games and Scrabble and Super Password, but for some reason I don’t really like word boots.
Add them to word tights and my head starts to spin.

Plus, I don’t really get it. Do you love your left foot and hate your right? What did your right foot ever do to you? How […]