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sham-wow for your feet

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

What a great invention. I always wondered why people didn’t invent those sponge and soap ice skates that Tom and Jerry used to wear, so I’m glad the current footwear trend of huge, obnoxious ridiculous boots has lended itself to function. Dust your floors, mop up spills, clean under the couch, all with a little […]

shoes are always a good investment for children

Wednesday, December 9th, 2009

Since their feet grow so slowly.

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Carmen Miranda wheels

Monday, November 9th, 2009

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genie pants

Saturday, October 24th, 2009

I really hope these are coming into fashion. It’s like MC Hammer but capri style, which is totally more awesome. And then we can show off our ankle-bandage sandals, which are good for support and bedazzling. HOPE AND CHANGE PEOPLE. Bring it.

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uncomfortable tootsies

Saturday, September 19th, 2009

This sight makes me sad. She was all excited to put on those 4 inch black and white patent leather heels and showcase them on 3rd Street Promenade knowing full well that they perfectly complemented her Sephar bag, and then she got a blister and had to carry them around all day walking in her […]

landing strip

Friday, September 18th, 2009

There is something about a 1 inch strip of calf hair that is really a big turn on. Too much hair and you’re overwhelmed and lost in the bush, not enough hair and you feel like you’re a pervert because you’re looking at some prepubescent leg. But just that one inch peeking at you, and […]

barefoot at the mall

Friday, June 5th, 2009

This is for Wskrz. She thinks going barefoot is super sanitary and a great idea. She likes sucking people’s toes after they’ve walked barefoot through large shopping areas. It’s really gross but we don’t say anything because she’s Canadian.

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whaling boots

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

Or something of the sort.
Just a reminder to you ladies out there that no matter how cold it gets, there’s no excuse for not succumbing gender roles and wearing that skirt, so I don’t want to hear it.

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who says you can’t wear flip-flops in the winter?

Sunday, March 29th, 2009

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I would say those shoes should be rated PG-13

Friday, March 27th, 2009

But then I realized she was walking with her dad, so this still would have been allowed.

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