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why I love LA so very much

Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007

This perfectly exemplifies my love-hate relationship with this city. On one hand, there is no lack of amusement or hilarity when you walk (or should I say drive) down the street. On the other hand, you have people walking around in dead muppet pelts and Yeti shins with skulls and crossbones on their thigh high […]

overkill

Sunday, December 17th, 2006

how to make the world’s ugliest shoe uglier yet more personal…

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I just have to sigh

Friday, December 15th, 2006

Dear Wanna-Be Britney Spears:
This is the reason people make fun of LA, the reason women get no respect around here, and the reason tabloids make so much money. I hope you are happy to be contributing to this cause. Congratulations.
Malingering
P.S. The black bra isn’t working

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global warming

Monday, December 11th, 2006

The boots just keep getting bigger and bigger.

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the ugg family

Thursday, December 7th, 2006

At least she relates to her children. All too often parents are mystified by what their kids are doing, but it seems that Uggs transcend the generation gap.

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maybe some shoes really are worth $400

Thursday, November 23rd, 2006

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uggball

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006

I don’t like to pick on my fellow Dodger fans, but the day that Ugg boots belong in Dodger Stadium is the day that the Dodgers don’t fall apart in September.

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Furry boots spotted on February 19, 2006 between 3:42pm and 3:51pm

Saturday, November 4th, 2006

Santa Monica’s 3rd Street Promenade.

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conflict of interest

Saturday, October 21st, 2006

Okay, it’s test time. Think back to your SATs.
Scarf and boots:cold weather::mini skirt and tanktop:________.
Right. We don’t wear them all at once. I know Los Angeles has a moderate climate but this does not mean every day is winter spring summer or fall all you have to do is call rolled into one non-descript-anything-goes amalgam […]

early bloomer

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006

every possible explanation I have for this is equally disturbing

look at the heels on those things

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