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yeah sure, why not?

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

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yup… still going

Monday, September 21st, 2009

Dedicated to a Kindred Spirit:

I have popped a number of beach balls in my time. My first was in 2003. My record is 4 in one game on August 16, 2004. And no, despite the pleadings of those around me, I will not stop.
1) The beach balls are a distraction from the game. If […]

went to see Ani Difranco at the Orpheum

Wednesday, July 1st, 2009

Now, I may be an old timer, but this is my 15th time seeing Ani in about as many years, and let me just say, this crowd was terrible. They didn’t stand up when she came on stage, they didn’t sing along to the folky songs, and they were just plain blah. This may had […]

since it was so popular on failblog

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

and people asked why the asshole (me) stood there and took a photo rather than saving the child (though at this point I think a Darwin award would have been in order, both for myself and the parent), I’ll show you what happened next:

YAY! Someone came to save the baby!
He just wasn’t strong enough […]

not to get all TMZ on you but…

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009

…I think this would have been funny if it were non-famous people too. Rick Fox and his woman Eliza Dushku were at the Dodger game last night watching my boys in blue go down to the evil OC empire. Of course they were in the $500/seat section, and around the 8th inning they’d had enough […]

recycle, reduce, reuse

Saturday, May 16th, 2009

How nice of someone to leave their nasal swab for their slimy snotty virus-ridden nose in the sample area at Sephora. I couldn’t think of a better place to leave that than next to the lip gloss samples.

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you know, on the other side of the car is sidewalk

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

So… WHY?

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you know those handles fold in, right?

Thursday, April 9th, 2009

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political correctness is so last season

Sunday, March 15th, 2009

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feminism is not write

Tuesday, March 10th, 2009

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