This night was impressively bad. This is why I fear if I stay in Los Angeles, I may be single forever.
First off the 6 foot 3 guy next to us decides that once the game starts, he needs to stand up. In front of us. And block the TV. And then he makes the wise […]
So when you change your facebook status to “single,” almost all of your sidebar ads are about getting you laid again. Either that or they’re ripped off Flickr photos of mine. A lot of them are matchmaking services, or online speed dating or some sort of weird party line stuff, but then I came across […]
There is only one thing more annoying than people who make bold and dogmatic statements without any supportive evidence, and that is those who make these statements and back them with misinterpreted or irrelevant data or statistics to try to fool you into thinking they know what they’re talking about. This drives me absolutely insane.
Although […]
So it was raining. Everything was wet. And genius here comes wandering into Carl’s Jr. wearing only socks. As you can tell, they aren’t waterproof socks. Which is cold. AND NASTY.
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Maybe parking there to unload your things is a bad idea when there are large trucks lined up trying to get out of that driveway. I’m no genius, but I’m pretty sure that’s a stupid thing to do.
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My boyfriend and I went to a coffee shop today and he ordered chocolate milk. They said “we don’t have that here.” A quick scan of the menu showed the following items:
milk
cafe mocha
iced mocha
chocolate cappuccino
blended mocha cappuccino
hot chocolate
Well pardon my rudeness but my initial and uncensored reaction was “how can you not have chocolate milk?”
She […]
Today on the radio I heard an interview with Alyssa Milano. She said the following things:
1) She will be a baseball analyst on some TBS (or TNT I can’t rememeber which) show next year. I’m looking forward to hearing about which pitchers have the biggest penises and how this affects their pitch count.
2) She couldn’t […]
I went to the AVP Beach Volleyball Open this weekend. The man behind me eyed my Dodger hat and said “are you lost? Were you looking for Dodger Stadium?”
“No,” I said.
“Some Dodger fan. You’re here watching volleyball instead!” he snickers to his friends. *Nudge nudge aren’t I funny*
“They’re in St. Louis.”
“Huh?”
“They’re on the road.”
“I don’t […]
I spent part of today reading this message board about how mean I am and how I hate fat people and I am insecure and cruel and had bad parents and need therapy. It’s becoming so common that it’s not even very amusing anymore.
I’m just going to remind everyone that:
I DON’T ACTUALLY GET UPSET ABOUT PEOPLE’S CLOTHES. […]