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still pissing people off after all these years

Monday, July 30th, 2007

I spent part of today reading this message board about how mean I am and how I hate fat people and I am insecure and cruel and had bad parents and need therapy. It’s becoming so common that it’s not even very amusing anymore.
I’m just going to remind everyone that:
I DON’T ACTUALLY GET UPSET ABOUT PEOPLE’S CLOTHES. […]

enough with the Bonds crap

Saturday, July 21st, 2007

Last I heard, baseball was a team sport. Enough with home run records and individual numbers. It’s starting to drive me insane.
I am trying to watch the Dodger game, which is bad enough because I’m sick and it’s on FOX which means no Vin Scully and lots of idiocy coming spewing from the TV. Rather […]

I’m on Flickr hiatus

Friday, May 18th, 2007

I owe Flickr for getting me some attention and tons of viewers and allowing me to pay $25/year to store my photos there. But today, I have had enough.
This is absolutely inane. Look at what I got today:
We’ve placed your account under the category “public”/”restricted”. You’re welcome and encouraged to moderate your content on a […]

santa monica easter sunday 2006

Friday, April 6th, 2007

So this blondie driving this brand new BMW sport utility luxury vehicle down Ocean suddenly spies something she likes, so she pulls her SULV to the curb in the bike lane (like so) and gets out.

All of the traffic behind her stops (as seen above), but she gets out of the car and walks off […]

is natural selection still alive?

Monday, February 26th, 2007

While I do not like to discourage the ambitious from their Xtreme sportage, dragging your buddy behind your bike on a dog leash seems just a little stupid.

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I’m getting excited

Monday, February 5th, 2007

For a while, people only hated me on Flickr. But now the hate has migrated here which I think is a true symbol of my pending fame.
Also, I hereby declare my new name to be blah sexless cat lady and those refusing to recognise my new title will be banned from the internet for life. […]

pickup lines for the weak

Thursday, February 1st, 2007

Guys kept asking them: are you TWINS?!?!

Guys, don’t do that.
1) That is not very original.
2) Just because Coors Light tried to force you all into a twin fetish doesn’t mean you have to play along
3) What if she thought her friend was ugly?

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determined photographer

Wednesday, January 24th, 2007

But that doesn’t explain the man crop top, does it?

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freedom isn’t free

Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007

Today I learned that one is not “allowed” to take photos of any buildings in downtown LA. I objected to security that this was not legal, and they said “it’s not about it being illegal, this is private property and that is our rule, because of 9/11.” So then I pointed out that we were […]

herpes graffititis

Friday, December 22nd, 2006

The thought of keeping an upholstered chair in a public restroom sort of grosses me out, because I still think back to those 20/20 specials where they went around a hotel with a light to expose all of the proteins and bodily fluids on the surfaces, and this one is in a place where pretty […]