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since it was so popular on failblog

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

and people asked why the asshole (me) stood there and took a photo rather than saving the child (though at this point I think a Darwin award would have been in order, both for myself and the parent), I’ll show you what happened next:

YAY! Someone came to save the baby!
He just wasn’t strong enough […]

help stop the thieves

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

Will you people help me stop copyright infringment and inform the failblog people that my photo was stolen by Miss Claire M and someone had better credit me? I was going to say this is as bad as the Cheezburger photo thievery, until I realized it’s the same site.
http://failblog.org/2009/05/26/parenting-fail-10/

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recycle, reduce, reuse

Saturday, May 16th, 2009

How nice of someone to leave their nasal swab for their slimy snotty virus-ridden nose in the sample area at Sephora. I couldn’t think of a better place to leave that than next to the lip gloss samples.

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I am a total jerk

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

But sometimes when I see dog poop on the sidewalk, I stand there and wait for people to step in it. I think this is because of the incident in 4th grade when I stepped in dog poop while walking home from school and all of the kids made fun of me until I ran […]

six months ago…

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008

Back in May, I witnessed this ridiculous demonstration at UCLA.

Choosing a college campus for this sort of thing is a pretty bad idea if you ask me. Regardless of how people vote, college students in general tend to be a pretty tolerant bunch.

Yeah, his shirt says “TRUST JESUS.” Apparently your trust in Jesus doesn’t […]

talk about impatient

Friday, September 12th, 2008

I mean, it takes 2 seconds to pull your car all the way into the spot, so why not do that? Why would it seem okay to just pull in halfway, put it in park, and turn off the car.

At first I thought this person maybe ran into the store really quick, so they were […]

things I don’t want to find in your apartment if I’m dating you

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

Yes, I have found all of these things in the apartments of guys I’ve dated over the years. Usually on the first or second date, though there were a few that I found months into the relationship, which was even more disturbing.

Your herpes medication in the medicine cabinet (okay, maybe I’m glad I found that […]

NBA playoffs = douche night

Monday, June 30th, 2008

This night was impressively bad. This is why I fear if I stay in Los Angeles, I may be single forever.

First off the 6 foot 3 guy next to us decides that once the game starts, he needs to stand up. In front of us. And block the TV. And then he makes the wise […]

this weekend’s Dodger games…

Sunday, April 27th, 2008

I posted them on LAist.
Sunday’s win over the Rockies. Bring out your brooms.
Saturday’s game where I encountered a jerk - the comments here are cracking me up.
(As always, if you like them or have something to say, leave a comment or click “recommend this” as we’re trying to be interactive here)

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the dead helen

Friday, April 18th, 2008

3 rounds
400m run
21 deadlifts 95#
12 dead hang pull-ups
18:55
OMFG I hate dead hang pull-ups. When I was a kid I could do dozens of them. Now I can do about three. After being allowed and encouraged to kip for the past year, these just seem to get harder and harder.
But do you know what I hate […]