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NBA playoffs = douche night

Monday, June 30th, 2008

This night was impressively bad. This is why I fear if I stay in Los Angeles, I may be single forever.

First off the 6 foot 3 guy next to us decides that once the game starts, he needs to stand up. In front of us. And block the TV. And then he makes the wise […]

this weekend’s Dodger games…

Sunday, April 27th, 2008

I posted them on LAist.
Sunday’s win over the Rockies. Bring out your brooms.
Saturday’s game where I encountered a jerk - the comments here are cracking me up.
(As always, if you like them or have something to say, leave a comment or click “recommend this” as we’re trying to be interactive here)

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the dead helen

Friday, April 18th, 2008

3 rounds
400m run
21 deadlifts 95#
12 dead hang pull-ups
18:55
OMFG I hate dead hang pull-ups. When I was a kid I could do dozens of them. Now I can do about three. After being allowed and encouraged to kip for the past year, these just seem to get harder and harder.
But do you know what I hate […]

the thieves are at it again

Thursday, April 17th, 2008

Oh look

that’s me on the jumbotron

Monday, April 14th, 2008

I’m laughing and holding an illegal sign. I’m a rebel!
Mostly I want to use this opportunity to answer some of the

facebook ads are ripping me off

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

This is the second time I’ve seen one of my photos used without credit or permission in a Facebook ad. It’s starting to piss me off. Plus it’s always for these lame ass diet scams which I completely disagree with, and that upsets me even more.

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stay away from this person

Sunday, March 30th, 2008

I’ve been on a March Madness bar tour, so for today’s game I headed down to a rather cool bar with lots of nice flat screen TVs. While I was there, I met a very handsome man who was seemingly kind and nice and who acted very interested in me. He made me laugh rather […]

thieves, again!

Monday, March 10th, 2008

These assfuckers stole the above photo and used it for an ad that has been popping up on Facebook about every 3.2 seconds. Special thanks to the 4 Flickr users who brought it to my attention. They didn’t credit me and now they’re using it for a weight loss ad for some bogus fake asian […]

ladies, do me a favor and check your man’s t-shirt before you leave the house

Saturday, December 1st, 2007

First off, this t-shirt is not even funny, unless you’re of borderline intellectual functioning and laugh every time someone farts. Second, who the hell wears it when they’re going out with someone represented by the exiled figure on the shirt? And lastly, what kind of moron DATES that person and walks around holding his hand?
The […]

dear assfuck:

Monday, November 19th, 2007

You really fucking irritate me. I’m driving along the 405, taking my friend to the airport after a very nice weekend, and as I’m driving along I decide to change lanes. Check mirrors. Clear. Check blind spot. Clear. Signal. Check blind spot again. Clear. Then you decided to waste 4 gallons of gas to accelerate […]