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dear assfuck:

Monday, November 19th, 2007

You really fucking irritate me. I’m driving along the 405, taking my friend to the airport after a very nice weekend, and as I’m driving along I decide to change lanes. Check mirrors. Clear. Check blind spot. Clear. Signal. Check blind spot again. Clear. Then you decided to waste 4 gallons of gas to accelerate […]

twenty-five hour fitness

Sunday, November 18th, 2007

Okay, I admit to being a bitchy drunk, and I have a history of being belligerent, confrontational, and stupid when I’ve been drinking in bars. Now I rarely drink, and last night was my birthday and it’s the first time I’d been really drunk in about a year…
With that being said, let me tell you […]

epitome of charm

Tuesday, August 28th, 2007

This image wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for the woman attached to this ass. She talked so loud that everyone in the restaurant was staring at her (except for the man she was with). We were 4 tables away and could hear everything out of her mouth. And everything into her mouth. She […]

unsolicited advice

Friday, July 20th, 2007

Go ahead and click on this photo so that you may experience the idiocy. I will say no more.

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angry man of the day

Sunday, July 8th, 2007

There was an older Italian man doing sit-ups on the beach. While he was exercising, a man was standing about 10 feet away, talking on his cell phone. This went on for several minutes, when suddenly Sit-Up Man bursts out in a tirade. “Thanks a lot for making me lose count of sit-ups! How is […]

I’m on Flickr hiatus

Friday, May 18th, 2007

I owe Flickr for getting me some attention and tons of viewers and allowing me to pay $25/year to store my photos there. But today, I have had enough.
This is absolutely inane. Look at what I got today:
We’ve placed your account under the category “public”/”restricted”. You’re welcome and encouraged to moderate your content on a […]

santa monica easter sunday 2006

Friday, April 6th, 2007

So this blondie driving this brand new BMW sport utility luxury vehicle down Ocean suddenly spies something she likes, so she pulls her SULV to the curb in the bike lane (like so) and gets out.

All of the traffic behind her stops (as seen above), but she gets out of the car and walks off […]

malingering is a stalker

Tuesday, March 20th, 2007

The truth comes out. (A comment left by a Flickr user on the blog of an entirely different Flickr user).
Comment:
WARNING MALINGERING IS A STALKER
Do not see her on flickr do not speak to her before you do look at her profile this will tell you all about this person…..!!
She has been stalking people she […]

I’m getting excited

Monday, February 5th, 2007

For a while, people only hated me on Flickr. But now the hate has migrated here which I think is a true symbol of my pending fame.
Also, I hereby declare my new name to be blah sexless cat lady and those refusing to recognise my new title will be banned from the internet for life. […]

prince of entitlement

Friday, February 2nd, 2007

Okay kid, so you won a giant stuffed frog. Does this mean you can go barging through happy couples and mowing people down on the pier?
NO.

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