For a while, people only hated me on Flickr. But now the hate has migrated here which I think is a true symbol of my pending fame.
Also, I hereby declare my new name to be blah sexless cat lady and those refusing to recognise my new title will be banned from the internet for life. […]
Okay kid, so you won a giant stuffed frog. Does this mean you can go barging through happy couples and mowing people down on the pier?
NO.
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ALEXANDER MINI = GOOD
This is the second run in I have had with South Bay MINI and I have had quite enough. My first encounter was with a tire blowout which I tried hard to forget. This time I had a leaky tire which was not holding air. I purchased the 5 year tire […]
Today I got to do something I’ve always dreamed of, confront those jackasses who hog parking spaces, especially when the lot is very crowded, as it was on this day. You always see their cars there, but never the people inside them, so this was a first.
I pulled up to this guy as he was […]
I have two bones to pick today. One is with this skinny blonde bitch who lives in my building. She saw me putting a couch outside (I tried to donate it to Salvation Army, who didn’t want it, so I called for the bulk trash pickup by the Dept. of Sanitation) and she freaks out […]
This is my old 1990 Ford Probe which I found squished between two large non-compact SUVs when I returned from class. I almost had to open the hatchback and climb in through the trunk, but I managed to squeeze in through the driver’s side door and leave minimal scratching on the Land Cruiser’s door. As […]
I vote they change the “compact” label on these spots to “go ahead and park here if you can fit in between the lines because you’re not a complete moron.” I think that would make it much clearer and people wouldn’t have to wonder if their cars are compact or not. My guess is this […]
This jackass realized she missed the entrance to the mall (yes, the damn MALL), and rather than waste valuable shopping time to go around the corner to the other entrance 100 feet away, she made an illegal U-turn (which turned into a 7 point turn thanks to the lack of turning radius on the school […]
The Porsche started in the left hand turn lane, and then decided it actually wanted to turn right, so instead of either making a U turn or just sucking it up and making a left and turning around later, it decides to use the crosswalk as its own personal lane, cuts across three lanes of […]