I am in the process of moving, which is really stressful and terribly time consuming. I keep forgetting about the blog. Hopefully I will be settled (and have internet access in the new place) soon enough! Until then I will do my best, I promise.
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I have popped a number of beach balls in my time. My first was in 2003. My record is 4 in one game on August 16, 2004. And no, despite the pleadings of those around me, I will not stop.
1) The beach balls are a distraction from the game. If […]
Sorry, I know the crowd loves it, but I am sick of chubby 8th inning Journey lip sync-ing guy. He sits in loge, somewhere around aisle 123 row F, and they show him at every game, and he makes these horrible faces and hand gestures and at the end makes “super serious face” and points […]
As luck would have it, all things electronic seem to have gone awry at once. My Canon point and shoot camera isn’t working. My phone died, taking with it my only access to all websites on the other side of the firewall. Gmail is down, which is the only connection to the outside world from […]
Okay, so CA’s budget is fucked. I personally don’t see what the problem is. I have a number of recommendations which will save all of us, but most importantly, improve MY quality of life.
Tax breast implants.
The tax will be proportional to the size of the implants, as well as how skanky they are. I will […]
Will you people help me stop copyright infringment and inform the failblog people that my photo was stolen by Miss Claire M and someone had better credit me? I was going to say this is as bad as the Cheezburger photo thievery, until I realized it’s the same site.
http://failblog.org/2009/05/26/parenting-fail-10/
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Correlation does not equal causation.
Remember that. In all parts of life.
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But sometimes when I see dog poop on the sidewalk, I stand there and wait for people to step in it. I think this is because of the incident in 4th grade when I stepped in dog poop while walking home from school and all of the kids made fun of me until I ran […]
Skip this if you’re looking for something funny.
I have received a few emails asking about my gym status, so here’s the update: I haven’t joined a new gym. I started running and working out at the beach/park/home on my own.
Since being thrown out of CrossfitLA in December
Number of supportive emails I’ve received from CrossfitLA gym […]
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