Well, I just got back from Belize, if you were wondering why there was a huge gap in posts. I went alone, and the main point of my adventure was to 1) take photos and 2) do a ton of thinking. And get a sunburn and bug bites along the way.
I’m trying to figure out […]
So when the 7 year old ring bearer at a wedding challenges me to a dance off and starts to throw down, I pull off stupid shit like this. Apparently I didn’t learn how to resist peer pressure as a child. Nor did I set a very good example for the 7 year old. But […]
An update:
One more week until my ultra-expensive ridiculous exam. It’s causing me so much stress that I’m crying for no reason, I have headaches day and night, my back pain is so bad that it hurts to breathe, and I wake up at 3am every morning and can’t fall back asleep. It’s not awesome at […]
I know I haven’t posted much. Or at all. I’m studying for a big test that cost me $1600 in hard earned cash and I don’t want to fail it. And I’m looking for a job. And someone to hug who wants to hug me back. And some sanity.
So I’m taking a little internet break […]
You know, if they hadn’t thrown the still in there, it wouldn’t be nearly as insulting, but at this point they may as well say “what the fuck is wrong with you, you pathetic lonely moron, you can’t find someone and you’re no longer in your prime, we’ll help your sorry ass out for a […]
I’ve been on a March Madness bar tour, so for today’s game I headed down to a rather cool bar with lots of nice flat screen TVs. While I was there, I met a very handsome man who was seemingly kind and nice and who acted very interested in me. He made me laugh rather […]
My cousin works in the health profession and was talking to a patient who was talking about American Girl Dolls. My cousin (who feels similarly to myself about the phenomenon) said “did you know there’s an American Girl Doll store at the Grove?” and the patient said “Yes! And one time, I was at the […]
My foot has been bothering me since last Friday’s workout. I went to the doctor finally, who did some x-rays and thinks it’s a stress fracture thanks to some funky shit on the film. MRI is next week. So now I’m in this goddamn walking boot, I can’t workout because I can’t even walk, I […]
There is only one thing more annoying than people who make bold and dogmatic statements without any supportive evidence, and that is those who make these statements and back them with misinterpreted or irrelevant data or statistics to try to fool you into thinking they know what they’re talking about. This drives me absolutely insane.
Although […]
Besides all of the other shit that’s been going on, now I hurt my knee which is bothering me when I walk or sit or lie down. And we’re doing Angie on Saturday and I had a goal of breaking 18 minutes and now it hurts to squat. Fuck.
Oh wait, here’s the best part. Someone […]